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Camel Toe

Posted 08-15-2011 at 01:15 PM by JennyGenesis
We all know what camel toe is right?

This is a camel toe


Well tonight I had camel toe,

I have these pair of skinny jeans and they are a little small for me, I bought them for £1 at a second hand clothes shop and even though I realised when I tried them on that they were slightly small for me I couldnt say no since they were only £1 and I really liked them and they were wearable.

Well tonight I felt a little tight around my gentlemans areas, so I go to adjust myself when I look down and realise I have camel toe...

It looks very bizarre on a guy...

Probably my most strangest blog post to date.
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
This has bugged me forever. Surely it should be camel toes.
Posted 08-15-2011 at 01:19 PM by Bullet Magnet

Jordan's Avatar
How does it even work with a bloke?
Posted 08-15-2011 at 01:36 PM by Jordan

Laser's Avatar
Man, you are the gayest gay person since Pilot resurfaced. Also, as Jordan said, how the christ does a man have a camel toe?
Posted 08-15-2011 at 01:38 PM by Laser

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Find out
Posted 08-15-2011 at 01:46 PM by JennyGenesis

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Either you have a very small penis, or this camel toe was highly asymmetrical.
Posted 08-15-2011 at 02:33 PM by Sekto Springs

Havoc's Avatar
Well, this was disappointing.
Posted 08-15-2011 at 03:13 PM by Havoc

STM's Avatar
It's not tiger toe no siree.
Posted 08-15-2011 at 04:26 PM by STM

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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This has bugged me forever. Surely it should be camel toes.
Owing a lot to my initial misunderstanding over what a camel toe was.

I was surprised it was considered explicit, I was seeing them everywhere.
Posted 08-15-2011 at 04:48 PM by Wings of Fire

Havoc's Avatar
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It's not tiger toe no siree.
Tiger Toe
Posted 08-15-2011 at 05:13 PM by Havoc

Phylum's Avatar
Posted 08-15-2011 at 07:16 PM by Phylum

Pilot's Avatar
Tight pants cut your nutsack in half. Cameltoe.
Posted 08-15-2011 at 10:09 PM by Pilot

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Right, but your dick has to go on one side of the seam unless you have it stuffed into your waistband. Considering it's impractical (and uncomfortable) to go about your day with your cock belted up against your midriff, I can't see how that looked like a standard camel toe.
Posted 08-15-2011 at 11:44 PM by Sekto Springs

Jordan's Avatar
But what if they were so tight... your dong retracted into your body and just vanished? How messed up would that be?
Posted 08-16-2011 at 03:56 AM by Jordan

Phylum's Avatar
Would it turn inside out too?
Posted 08-16-2011 at 03:59 AM by Phylum

Jordan's Avatar
Ewww don't be disgusting
Posted 08-16-2011 at 05:15 AM by Jordan

Wil's Avatar
DONG
Posted 08-16-2011 at 05:56 AM by Wil

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Am I going to have to explain the position my genitals was in when this happened?
Posted 08-16-2011 at 06:03 AM by JennyGenesis

Wil's Avatar
At this point, we're hardly going to be shocked at what you share with us. We've acclimatized.
Posted 08-16-2011 at 06:40 AM by Wil

Jordan's Avatar
I'd be very pleased if you didn't share that with us.
Posted 08-16-2011 at 06:42 AM by Jordan

Wil's Avatar
Jordan is scared of male genitals. Even the description of them.
Posted 08-16-2011 at 06:56 AM by Wil

Laser's Avatar
I'm interested to find out, so I know what not to do.
Posted 08-16-2011 at 08:05 AM by Laser

Jordan's Avatar
Yeah... I'm scared of... male... genitals.
Posted 08-16-2011 at 08:14 AM by Jordan

Wil's Avatar
Yeah. Don't look behind you.
Posted 08-16-2011 at 08:27 AM by Wil

Nate's Avatar
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Am I going to have to explain the position my genitals was in when this happened?
I had assumed you went the tuck.
Posted 08-16-2011 at 05:35 PM by Nate

Pilot's Avatar
No way, with tight jeans you just keep it parked upward and stuff it in.
Posted 08-16-2011 at 08:31 PM by Pilot

Pilot's Avatar
Was it something I said?
Posted 08-17-2011 at 08:40 PM by Pilot

Phylum's Avatar
It was everything you said.
Posted 08-17-2011 at 11:44 PM by Phylum

Alcar's Avatar
Lets agree to actively start more blogs on male genitals.

Alcar...
Posted 08-18-2011 at 03:55 AM by Alcar

 

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