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Pick a girl.

Posted 02-21-2010 at 04:28 AM by Strike Witch
Updated 02-21-2010 at 04:45 AM by Strike Witch
Pick one of these fine ladies (and one gentleman) you would be interested in, and I will tell you about them and if they'd be likely to kill you or not.

In other news, I finally go to Uni tomorrow.

I also totally just noticed a subject clash on my timetable so I may just drop politics and take up writing history instead =/
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
I pick Patchouli Knowledge.

Or am I auto-disqualified?
Posted 02-21-2010 at 05:05 AM by Wings of Fire

Strike Witch's Avatar
Disqualified!
Posted 02-21-2010 at 05:15 AM by Strike Witch

Wings of Fire's Avatar
AT LEAST TWO OF THEM ARE VAMPIRES, DO NOT PICK THE VAMPIRES
Posted 02-21-2010 at 05:18 AM by Wings of Fire

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I pick the one with the octagon dildo for a right hand because I want to know what's going on there.
Posted 02-21-2010 at 05:32 AM by Mac Sirloin

Ridg3's Avatar
I agree with Kastere.
Posted 02-21-2010 at 09:30 AM by Ridg3

Wil's Avatar
They all look horrendous.

Congratulations on starting uni.

They're clearly all men, the lot of them. You closet hetero.
Posted 02-21-2010 at 10:13 AM by Wil

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Which ones are over eighteen and not secretly men or monsters?
Posted 02-21-2010 at 02:01 PM by Bullet Magnet

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Actually quite a few of them are over a hundred, I can pick at least five who are out and I've only played one of the games.
Posted 02-21-2010 at 02:21 PM by Wings of Fire

Strike Witch's Avatar
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Which ones are over eighteen and not secretly men or monsters?
There is 1 man, 6 under 18, and 6 of them are human.
Posted 02-21-2010 at 06:02 PM by Strike Witch

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I should have been more specific. Which ones were over eighteen when their normal mortal lives ended and not secretly men or monsters?

Note that "when their normal mortal lives ended" equates to "monster".
Posted 02-21-2010 at 06:02 PM by Bullet Magnet

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
I choose you, Pikachu.
Posted 02-21-2010 at 07:57 PM by Disgruntled Intern

Strike Witch's Avatar
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Which ones were over eighteen when their normal mortal lives ended
Eh, just pick one and I'll tell you.
Posted 02-21-2010 at 09:45 PM by Strike Witch

OANST's Avatar
Has anyone else noticed that they are all cartoons?
Posted 02-22-2010 at 06:18 AM by OANST

T-nex's Avatar
Wait what? Really???
Posted 02-22-2010 at 07:35 AM by T-nex

OANST's Avatar
No, really. I'm not fooling. You couldn't really pick or have sex with any of them. What a rip off.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 10:11 AM by OANST

Strike Witch's Avatar
Actually yeah, they're all homosexual.

Well, except for the little girl with the frog hat, she's a few-thousand-years-old mountain god who's also had children aeons ago.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 01:47 PM by Strike Witch

MA's Avatar
i keep reading that as 'mountain goat'.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 05:41 AM by MA

Rex Tirano's Avatar
The one with blue hair and a blue dress, who has a yellow ribbon in her hair.

How would she maim me?
Posted 02-23-2010 at 09:15 AM by Rex Tirano

Strike Witch's Avatar
You mean the one with golden-edged fairy wings in the top row, right?
Posted 03-09-2010 at 01:05 PM by Strike Witch

 

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