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I Am Going to Wring Your Neck, OANST


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I Am Going to Wring Your Neck, OANST

Posted 11-14-2009 at 04:46 PM by OddjobAbe
Your old recordings reminded me of a little novelty disc that was produced in the '90s of me with my piano playing daft songs and recording toilets flush. I can't find it, which has quite annoyed me. I have been searching for a dusty, scratched disc whilst hosting an organism that makes me shit, sneeze and wheeze, and to no avail. Probably why I feel worse.

I bet you're feeling terrible because of your actions. I know I would be.
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I thought you said "hosting an orgasm."

HA
Posted 11-14-2009 at 06:32 PM by used:)

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Somewhere. for balance, somebody will have been handed an orgasm whilst I was handed the organism.
Posted 11-15-2009 at 03:01 AM by OddjobAbe

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OANST should be ashamed.

i reckon OANST gave you that virus as well. over the internet.
Posted 11-15-2009 at 06:47 AM by MA

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He probably did, the crafty so and so. Probably what was making his bowels hurt.
Posted 11-15-2009 at 07:05 AM by OddjobAbe

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oh christ, then that's a mighty fucking bug, his bowels have been hurting for going on 3 years at least!
Posted 11-15-2009 at 07:11 AM by MA

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You got my Jamaican scafell joke. You actually got it. You are the first person who has not asked me what in God's name I am rambling about. Consider yourself posrepped as soon as I can.
Posted 11-15-2009 at 07:43 AM by OddjobAbe

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i fucking knew it!

and this time, i actually did get it.
i did. i got the joke.
Posted 11-15-2009 at 08:55 AM by MA

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Pilot will be pleased that there is another blog in the OANST series.
Posted 11-16-2009 at 06:56 AM by OANST

 

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