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An open letter to my MP3 player

Posted 04-17-2009 at 10:56 PM by Mac Sirloin
Dear Coby:
Can I call you Coby? It's the name written on your phallic USB cap. I'm calling you Coby anyway.
This letter is regarding your apparent control of when the buttons on you work or not. Particularly the volume shifters and song switchers. Allow me to be the first to say fuck off with that crazy shit.
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If I want my volume to go up, you turn it up, motherfucker. Don't let the number sit there like a dumb bitch. Fuck you.
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OANST's Avatar
Tell him.
Posted 04-18-2009 at 06:09 AM by OANST

OddjobAbe's Avatar
If you want, me and my brother can rough him up a bit.
Posted 04-18-2009 at 08:12 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
Design your own.
Show that bastard whos boss.
Posted 04-18-2009 at 09:06 AM by MA

Pilot's Avatar
Coby is made by Funai.

Sadly, a LOT of name brands including cheap Toshibas, Philips, Magnavox, etc, etc actually re-badge Funai's shit because its CHEEP. So you don't know what you're getting any more.

Sony isn't even what it used to be, they're just riding their name.

....need I say that Coby isn't even a "name brand"

Bought more than you bargained for, eh?
Posted 04-18-2009 at 12:22 PM by Pilot

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
It's still a very solid little device and has lasted longer than any other I've owned before (FIVE MONTHS WOOWOOWOO) but that GOD DAMN VOLUME UP BUTTON.
Posted 04-18-2009 at 12:46 PM by Mac Sirloin

 

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