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Stomach pains

Posted 04-01-2011 at 05:38 PM by Phylum
Updated 08-11-2012 at 05:27 AM by Phylum
I'm sick. Again. I spend half of my time fucking sick. I'm fucking sick of it.

My latest ailment is a constant discomfort in my stomach. Most of the time, I also get jabbing pains. I've barley eaten in the last few days and I've felt really awful.

This stacks atop my ongoing tiredness which is completely inexplicable and annoyingly persistent. I made it 3-4 weeks into this term (we're now in week 10) before I started to get noticeably tired.

I went to see a doctor and, after being asked if I've recently been camping or visited anywhere like Africa, she gave me a blood and urine test form. She also gave me a note saying that I could start school late for the remainder of the term if my tiredness persists.

I predicted this situation exactly. I knew once I started to feel tired that I'd fall ill and be sent for blood tests that I guarantee will show nothing. The same thing happened twice last year.

tl;dr I'm not well right now. I'm also getting tired very easily. (This probably wasn't necessary. This looked much longer in the post editor.)
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Nate's Avatar
Maybe you're pregnant.
Posted 04-01-2011 at 09:12 PM by Nate

enchilado's Avatar
Maybe you're ill.
Posted 04-01-2011 at 09:29 PM by enchilado

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Drink lots of cranberry juice. I had the same pains you are describing once and the doctor coulden't work out what it was. I just drank a shedload of cranberry juice and in a matter of days the pains were gone. Try it. It worked for me. Maybe your tiredness could be linked to you stressing out about your stomach pains? I don't know but seriously try the cranberry juice idea. Worked brilliantly for me
Posted 04-01-2011 at 11:37 PM by JennyGenesis

Phylum's Avatar
My tiredness extends back to a glandular-fever-ish virus that I contracted last year. Ever since that I've been tired as fuck.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 12:14 AM by Phylum

STM's Avatar
Sleeping tablets and morphine for you young Phylum.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 02:47 AM by STM

Ridg3's Avatar
Orgasms make me sleepy.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 06:23 AM by Ridg3

STM's Avatar
Yeh, you could always orgasm.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 06:25 AM by STM

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Wow, this pretty well describes what's been happening to my body for the last three years.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 08:47 AM by Wings of Fire

STM's Avatar
Do you orgasm for it? ¬_¬ I fucking need to get out.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 11:16 AM by STM

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Wow, this pretty well describes what's been happening to my body for the last three years.
Have you been diagnosed with anything?

Today I'm feeling worse. A greasy breakfast of bacon and eggs probably didn't help. My dad seems to think I should walk down to the shops. That's not going to happen.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 07:02 PM by Phylum

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I've been diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome and about ten stress related things.

The pills never do me any good, and I have cycles of being relatively well and relatively ill.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 07:13 PM by Wings of Fire

CrissCross's Avatar
i hope you get better, i think i'm starting to get sick to
Posted 04-02-2011 at 09:35 PM by CrissCross

Phylum's Avatar
What are you starting to get sick to?
Posted 04-02-2011 at 10:04 PM by Phylum

CrissCross's Avatar
i have a really bad cough and the other day i got a migrain so yeah...
Posted 04-03-2011 at 02:06 AM by CrissCross

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My dad seems to think I should walk down to the shops. That's not going to happen.
ULTERIOR MOTIVE! "have a walk down to the shops. fresh air'll do you good. oh, and while you're there, get some milk and bread."

get well soon, man.
Posted 04-03-2011 at 10:42 AM by MA

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I had my blood test today. I get the results on Thursday.

Everyone stop posting blogs until then.

In other news, I played the flute for the first time in a week today. I wasn't even mildly comfortable, as my stomach protested the whole 30-45 minutes but I needed something to brighten up my day.
Posted 04-04-2011 at 02:22 AM by Phylum

enchilado's Avatar
I'll stop posting blogs, don't worry.
Posted 04-04-2011 at 02:43 AM by enchilado

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I am actually unsure if people think I was being serious then.

I don't care if you post blogs. Even if this gets bumped off the Latest Blogs thing, I'll still post the results in here if anyone's interested.
Posted 04-04-2011 at 02:49 AM by Phylum
Updated 04-04-2011 at 02:51 AM by Phylum

moxco's Avatar
Okay, it's been almost three months and my interest is starting to wane. Don't leave me hanging man; what's the latest update on your bowels?
Posted 06-28-2011 at 07:49 AM by moxco

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Sorry about the late reply.

It was nothing serious. I survived.
Posted 10-29-2011 at 01:19 AM by Phylum

 

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