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I just wrote three and a bit paragraphs of erotic fiction.

Posted 11-07-2009 at 11:20 PM by Strike Witch
Updated 11-07-2009 at 11:25 PM by Strike Witch
A guy who looks like a girl getting sucked off by a chick in school.


I really really really want to post it here.



Also it was written to help a friend find out what arouses him

(same guy with the bra)

Also I'm sorry for two blogs, but I really really really really want to post it.
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Pilot's Avatar
Post it.
Posted 11-07-2009 at 11:28 PM by Pilot

Strike Witch's Avatar
Here or in a thread?

Fan Corner Sexbomb
Posted 11-07-2009 at 11:30 PM by Strike Witch

Nate's Avatar
Not here. NOAL if Splat approves.

Hah!
Posted 11-07-2009 at 11:41 PM by Nate

Strike Witch's Avatar
Can I just post it now and he can decide when he comes to it?
Posted 11-07-2009 at 11:55 PM by Strike Witch

Pilot's Avatar
Yes.
Posted 11-07-2009 at 11:59 PM by Pilot

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Does it have lotsa spaghetti?
Posted 11-08-2009 at 12:06 AM by Sekto Springs

Strike Witch's Avatar
Go and read it.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 12:12 AM by Strike Witch

Pilot's Avatar
Read what?
Posted 11-08-2009 at 12:13 AM by Pilot

Strike Witch's Avatar
I just posted it in Non-Oddworld art and lit.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 12:22 AM by Strike Witch

Havoc's Avatar
Oh dear god...
Posted 11-08-2009 at 12:37 AM by Havoc

T-nex's Avatar
Omg.. I dont mind... But I think Splat WILL mind :P He IS the more conservative type.

Maybe you should put one of them nifty '18+' warnings
Posted 11-08-2009 at 12:54 AM by T-nex

Strike Witch's Avatar
Good point.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 12:58 AM by Strike Witch

Nate's Avatar
In the interests of preventing Havoc from posting his furry porn, I have soft-deleted the thread. Splat can revive it if he wishes. God, I hope he doesn't.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 01:13 AM by Nate

Strike Witch's Avatar
Haha, preventing an apocalypse.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 01:14 AM by Strike Witch

Havoc's Avatar
Aw . I was just about to post all my nifty spooge stories. Graphics and everything.

Seriously though, Strike Witch, I can not imagine there are not other forums to post this stuff on. Why on earth must you always do this stuff here?
Posted 11-08-2009 at 01:32 AM by Havoc

Strike Witch's Avatar
Because it's worth it.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 01:33 AM by Strike Witch

T-nex's Avatar
Meh.. I don't see the big deal.. All of ya'll are just afraid of mighty human genitals... on text...
Posted 11-08-2009 at 01:56 AM by T-nex

Havoc's Avatar
I write this stuff myself, prolly 10 times more disgusting then Strike Witch just posted. The thing is that this forum is simply not the place for it. This is not an adult forum and thus it does not belong here.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 04:40 AM by Havoc

T-nex's Avatar
what a nice thing to admit...

Anyway keep in mind I take none of this seriously, so trying to get all serious and logical just doesn't work I'm a person that generally doesn't care about sexuality, so I'm equally happy with or without erotic stories.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 05:51 AM by T-nex

Oddey's Avatar
Actually, how many of you got to read it before it was deleted? I read a bit of it.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 06:03 AM by Oddey

MA's Avatar
never read it, didn't know until it was deleted.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 06:15 AM by MA

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Havoc, once again, has to prove that he's holier than thou.

I read it, even posted, but I predicted it would all be gone by morning.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 06:55 AM by Sekto Springs
Updated 11-08-2009 at 06:58 AM by Sekto Springs

MA's Avatar
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Havoc, once again, has to prove that he's holier than thou.
^^^ I write this stuff myself, prolly 10 times worse then Sekto Springs just posted.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 06:59 AM by MA

Havoc's Avatar
Forgive me for having at least some morals.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 07:13 AM by Havoc

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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Forgive me for having at least some morals
I will, only because it keeps you from posting furry porn on here.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 07:19 AM by Sekto Springs

T-nex's Avatar
pfft.. How is posting a piece of writing, that includes sexuality immoral?
Sexuality is 100% natural and with a warning I'd say it's perfectly acceptable.
I don't care if OWF contains sexual stories or not. Yea.. It's very unfitting when we think about the overall theme and atmosphere we try to create here.
But when people bring morals into this, it gets downright retarded. There's nothing bad about being confident and acceptant about sexuality, and you, Havoc, should be more open than anyone.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to write a strange sexual story. And it's not like people will read it and become corrupted forever.
The only thing I have a problem with is that there are minors here.

So bottom line: using the whole "I'm so moral" excuse is lame and you could have executed that one better. There's nothing moral about restricting sexuality...
Posted 11-08-2009 at 07:32 AM by T-nex

Havoc's Avatar
By me being moral I mean that I think you shouldn't be posting stuff somewhere when it's inappropriate. This is a forum about video games, not sex. Sexually tinted is fine, we do that all the time. But in the time I've been here I have yet to see pictures of penises, vagina's or even boobs. What's the most recent xxx rated picture you've seen in this place? Not to mention we actually have a lot of minors around here who's parents wouldn't appreciate such content.

And no there is nothing wrong with writing erotic fiction. If you get off on that stuff, good on ya, so do I. But it's a matter of posting your shit in the right place and this is not it. If you want sex, go to sites that are meant for sex. Go watch porn, visit a erotic story site and post your shit there. But don't go around posting it on a video game forum. It. Has. No. Place. Here.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 07:50 AM by Havoc

T-nex's Avatar
Okidoki.. Just don't call it morals then. Morals has nothing to do with it. It's a matter of appropriateness and sense of place and time.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 07:53 AM by T-nex

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
lol havoc
lol t-nex
lol erotic fiction
Posted 11-08-2009 at 08:17 AM by Mac Sirloin

T-nex's Avatar
lol
Posted 11-08-2009 at 08:31 AM by T-nex

 

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