Hey Bastiches,
My name is Valet Slig, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny,clothless mudokons who spend every second of their day cleaning stupid ass floors. You are everything bad on Oddworld. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any meech munchies? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their own industriousness, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures drawn by your native ancestors.
Don't be Stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Sniping team, and starter on my Flying team. What moolah have you made? other than "enough to get it beaten out of me by the Slig master race"? I also get straight firing rates, and have a banging hot Glukkon girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO Moolah). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
