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Bacon clay

Posted 02-06-2012 at 10:49 PM by Slog Bait
The clay I just bought today smells like bacon. Why does it smell like bacon, this is not a smell clay should have. The bacon clay beckons it's hard to resist trying to eat the things I am sculpting with it. I'm convinced they dropped a pack of bacon into whatever machine was processing the clay before it went up on shelves.

It has a real good feel to it though. It's not all rubbery like Sculpey, doesn't dry ridiculously fast like paper clay, and won't tear a hole in my hand because of a really sharp rock that made it's way into the mix like ceramic clay. It's pretty easy to work details into it, too.
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Dixanadu's Avatar
I'm definitely archiving this.
Posted 02-06-2012 at 11:15 PM by Dixanadu

MeechMunchie's Avatar
This blog is amazing.
Posted 02-07-2012 at 12:26 AM by MeechMunchie

enchilado's Avatar
is it air-drying, or will you be bacon it?
Posted 02-07-2012 at 04:12 AM by enchilado

Oddey's Avatar
I am now strongly considering buying a massive quantity of whatever clay that was to get some for myself.
Posted 02-07-2012 at 06:49 AM by Oddey

Crashpunk's Avatar
Blog of the year 2012 goes to...
Posted 02-07-2012 at 08:38 AM by Crashpunk

STM's Avatar
Wow, what did we do without you?
Posted 02-07-2012 at 08:48 AM by STM

DarkHoodness's Avatar
/applaud
Posted 02-07-2012 at 08:51 AM by DarkHoodness

Scraby's Avatar
I like bacon.
Posted 02-07-2012 at 10:50 AM by Scraby

Sekto Springs's Avatar
You guys should go to ThinkGeek and buy some of their fine products...





Posted 02-07-2012 at 11:33 AM by Sekto Springs

AlexFili's Avatar
Did anyone else read it as "bacon day"?
Posted 02-07-2012 at 11:37 AM by AlexFili

STM's Avatar
Yes.
Posted 02-07-2012 at 12:25 PM by STM

Crashpunk's Avatar
Y'see bacon day makes more sense. Best holiday ever (apart from if your a veggie :/)
Posted 02-07-2012 at 03:05 PM by Crashpunk

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Or Vegan.

Hi Wil! I'm respecting your views! *Wave*
Posted 02-07-2012 at 03:35 PM by MeechMunchie

moxco's Avatar
Or a pig.

:
is it air-drying, or will you be bacon it?
That has got to be the most painful pun I have ever read.
Posted 02-07-2012 at 09:47 PM by moxco
Updated 02-07-2012 at 09:58 PM by moxco

Dixanadu's Avatar
Why would you want bacon soap?

That's dumb.
Posted 02-07-2012 at 10:42 PM by Dixanadu

Slog Bait's Avatar
This is the type of clay I bought, for those who were wondering.

It's air-dry, water based clay. And it reeks of bacon. I'm unsure if it's just the particular one I got that smells this way, or if this particular brand just smells like bacon all the time forever.

I'll test this out by buying another block once I use this one up.
Posted 02-07-2012 at 11:41 PM by Slog Bait

Manco's Avatar
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That has got to be the most painful pun I have ever read.
It was a bit ham-fisted.
Posted 02-07-2012 at 11:59 PM by Manco

Scraby's Avatar
Hmm the pic on that box of clay reminds me of bacon.
Posted 02-08-2012 at 04:31 AM by Scraby

MeechMunchie's Avatar
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It was a bit ham-fisted.
Hogswash. I won't be suede on this.
Posted 02-08-2012 at 11:44 AM by MeechMunchie

Scraby's Avatar
the clay looks "ham"mered.
Posted 02-08-2012 at 12:22 PM by Scraby

enchilado's Avatar
i say chaps, pork show
Posted 02-08-2012 at 01:08 PM by enchilado

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Shouldn't that be "chops"?
Posted 02-08-2012 at 01:11 PM by MeechMunchie

enchilado's Avatar
snout easy coming up with these, you know
Posted 02-08-2012 at 01:13 PM by enchilado

Scraby's Avatar
Easy with all the Hog-ing XD
Posted 02-08-2012 at 02:23 PM by Scraby

Slog Bait's Avatar
YOUR PIG PUNS ARE INCREDIBLY UNFUNNY.
Posted 02-08-2012 at 03:58 PM by Slog Bait

Sekto Springs's Avatar
:
Why would you want bacon soap?

That's dumb.
Posted 02-08-2012 at 08:46 PM by Sekto Springs

Crashpunk's Avatar
^ This.
Posted 02-09-2012 at 03:08 AM by Crashpunk

 

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