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The last 30 hours of my life

Posted 12-05-2009 at 10:08 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 12-05-2009 at 10:11 AM by Mac Sirloin
So I went to work, and then came home yesterday, but OH NO ONE OF THE RECYCLING BINS IS DOWN THE STREET BETTER GO GET IT

and it was fucking smashed, in a 'not the wind' kind of way, and my dad could've brought it in during the day but he didn't then he listened to fucking tv at like max volume and I went to jordans and watched these stupid fucking youtube videos that were not funny and not entertaining at all and he was like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and I couldn't laugh, and then we played mario and yelled at each other then watched MORE OF THAT UNFUNNY FUCKING SHIT and then watched slow all video brinquedo and Troma movies then I went to fucking sleep and he said he can't go to bed until 5 AM and I was like "fucking god damn it" and slept until 9:30, then had shitty breakfast or pop tart and tootsie rollers and then I got some music from him then I FUCKING LEFT AND WALKED FOR 20 MINUTES ALONG THE HIGHWAY AND I ENJOYED MYSELF AND THEN MY MOM PICKED ME UP BECAUSE I HAD CALLED HER AND THEN I CAME HOME AND SHOWERED AND NOW WE'RE FUCKING HERE

And now I'm hungry and shit.
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Pilot's Avatar
Pop Tarts and Tootsie Rollers. How bout a lolly with that? HAHAHAAA.

What does your dad watch at max volume? Golf?
Posted 12-05-2009 at 10:14 AM by Pilot

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
fucking showtunes or something he was alseep and ate all the humus and I was like "WHY DID YOU EAT ALL OF THE FUCKING HUMUS."

There were like, no corn chips gone from the bowl. Suggesting he took a few cornchips and just dug a big gross fucking wad of humus out. THAT SHIT WAS FOR BOTH OF US. GOD DAMN.
Posted 12-05-2009 at 10:15 AM by Mac Sirloin

Pilot's Avatar
Um, you SHOULD leave a bowl of chunky milk out for him next time let him spoon some of that up.
Posted 12-05-2009 at 10:17 AM by Pilot

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
He could tell the difference. My mom makes very individual humus.

The weird thing is she made it for her class. "HERE KIDS HAVE SOME CORN CHIP DIP."

Kind of neat to expand their pallets and all but y'know, humus? Little kids?

We got the leftovers. Surprisingly little.
Posted 12-05-2009 at 10:19 AM by Mac Sirloin

Pilot's Avatar
I like things bland. Even the mildest spice sets my lips on fire. Had I actually been exposed to more of it as a child it may be another story today.

Who steals a fistfull o' dip?
Posted 12-05-2009 at 10:28 AM by Pilot

used:)'s Avatar
Hahahaha, Dale.

And any form of humus loss is a tragedy.
Posted 12-05-2009 at 11:59 AM by used:)

shaman's Avatar
How were those pop tarts?
Posted 12-05-2009 at 01:24 PM by shaman

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I was really thirsty when I ate them. It was like eating cardboard.
Posted 12-05-2009 at 04:17 PM by Mac Sirloin

Pilot's Avatar
And when you went looking for something to quench your thirst, all you could find were several warm half empty cans of Royal Crown cola. All of them had cigarette butts floating in them.

Then you woke up.
Posted 12-05-2009 at 04:31 PM by Pilot

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Who the fuck eats hummus with corn chips? Come on.

Also, 'tootsie rollers' made me laugh. A lot.
Posted 12-05-2009 at 10:13 PM by Disgruntled Intern

 

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