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I've had diarrhea for six years

Posted 08-23-2014 at 03:07 PM by MeechMunchie
It's been a while since I gave a status update.

I'm going to art college is a few days after a year of doing very little, and it's intimidating as fuck.

As for the diarrhea, a few months ago I threw my hands up, said "I can't live like this any more", and went to see the doctor. I had a few blood tests, she said I was fine. She told me to try a certain diet, and I entertained the notion that maybe the end was in sight.

I've spent the last couple of months restricting my diet more and more, and at this moment I am picking at a bowl of pasta.

Just pasta.

I have eaten nothing but unflavoured, unseasoned pasta for four days, and it's driving me nuts.

And the worst thing?

I still have diarrhea.

Jesus wept. Back to the doctor, then.
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Varrok's Avatar
Your liver might be having some problems with digestion of fats. Try some supplements for liver. Who knows, in the end it might turn out wonderful
Posted 08-23-2014 at 03:22 PM by Varrok

MeechMunchie's Avatar
How much fat is there in pasta!?
Posted 08-23-2014 at 03:31 PM by MeechMunchie

STM's Avatar
Maybe he means carbs? There's gotta be something up, non stop shissing is not normal.
Posted 08-23-2014 at 05:10 PM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
I actually have diarrhea way more frequently than the average person, though it's not been as bad since school finished.
Posted 08-23-2014 at 06:23 PM by Nepsotic

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I have a friend with the same problem but he simply never changed his diet. In his own words: "I've learned the control of it." I expect you will surpass him and be rid of your intestinal distress.
Posted 08-23-2014 at 08:52 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 08-23-2014 at 09:01 PM by Mac Sirloin

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Larval ant-lions don't even have an anus. They just store it all up in their giant subterranean butts, then shed their waste in the leavings of their metamorphosis.

There is much we can learn from the ant-lion.
Posted 08-24-2014 at 10:34 AM by Bullet Magnet

Varrok's Avatar
Ant-lions are wonderful
Posted 08-24-2014 at 12:28 PM by Varrok

enchilado's Avatar
I wish I were an ant-lion. Sometimes I don't poop for a few days just because it's too gross.
Posted 09-11-2014 at 11:09 AM by enchilado

 






 
 
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