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I have a girlfriend

Posted 03-05-2014 at 02:48 PM by JennyGenesis
Updated 03-06-2014 at 12:39 AM by JennyGenesis
Yeah, some of you wanted confirmation on this, I really have nothing else to say except that we are really happy together, unexpected to say the least. We have known each other for about 3 years, but have been together since november.

The best part about is that that everybody I know really doesn't give a fuck either, only had about 2 people ask me the obvious question.

But what I really wanted to tell is the interesting adventure I've had in this time, to sum it up, I'm fed up of seeing the sight of police officers and the inside of police stations.

Where is this going? Well way before we got together, my girlfriend dumped her ex (who was a scumbug that everybody hated) and got with me about 2 months later, as stupid as this is going to sound, his best friend did not like this one bit, kicked up a fuss by going into her workplace and threatening her, oh, now would be a good time to mention that he has been banned from this particular place for sexually harassing female staff (he threatened my girlfriend before he was banned).

One night in work I unexpectedly had to work late, every night one driver had to stay about an hour after the shop shuts to help clean it up and prepare to lock it up for the night, well the driver that was supposed to do it that day phoned in sick so they asked me to cover to which I agreed. I was then on the road around 11PM When suddenly I had a black Ford Fiesta right up my arse (a very distinctive Fiesta as the Ford badge is green). I thought it was just a tailgater until suddenly he tries overtaking me, I look at the car and there I saw them, her ex and his best mate, now they knew it was me because

1. I have a blue Vauxhall Astra, her ex came to the house one day annoyed that she apparently said he was a Paedophile (which to be honest isn't far from the truth) and also asked why he keeps seeing a Blue Astra outside the house to which she explained that it's "my boyfriends car"

2. They know I work for Domino's and on this night I had the Dominos sign on the roof of my car, they knew it was me.

By complete accident I turned down the wrong street which was a dead end street. When I turned around, they blocked me in, and at this point her ex was taking pictures of me, I was forced to drive on the pavement to get past them, I parked on the main road and called the police because I thought that this was extremely strange and I was a bit on edge. The police told me to lock my doors and wait where I am and they will dispatch a car, so I did that, the entire time the other two in the fiesta parked a few yards in front of me and just sat there, soon as the police turn up, they speed off.

Now to say that the best friend person is not smart is an understatement, way before all this shit kicked off, I delivered to him, and remembered his address and was able to get his phone number from our records in work, so it was no problem getting the police to his house. Plus, this all happened the day before he was due to have a job interview, days before, I told my boss all about him, she said to me "To be honest, I was not keen on hiring him anyway, I had a quick interview on the phone and he was very rude and had a bad attitude". So yeah, going to harass your potential colleague the day before an interview is not a smart thing to do, funnily enough he didn't turn up to the interview...

When the police questioned him, he denied everything, but says he was behind a blue car (coincidence?) and then proceeds to state the reason why he tried to overtake me, funny how he denies everything but describes my blue car and his attempted illegal overtake.

About a week later, I went to her house to see her, her dad asked us to run up to the local supermarket and get some things for him. We walked to my car, and there he was, the best friend, now the way I can describe this is that my girlfriend lives at the very end of a street which leads into another street, he was parked on the corner of the other street, so not on her street, but parked directly at the side of the house, we found this weird, we did the shopping, came back, he was still there, left the house 30 minutes later to go out, and he was still there, so we phoned the police, I told them everything in detail, upon being questioned, he said he pulled over for 5 minutes because his phone broke and he had to fix it. Of course the police went to his house with the prior knowledge that he had been seen 3 times over an hour.

The police advised me this time that one more allegation they will start taking action against him. Now I was in two minds, one, I wanted to see this fucker get what he deserves. But, two, I wanted to be left alone.

My best friend works in a petrol station and he has told me that this person regularly stops there to fill his car and has said how much of a prick he is, he is apparently rude to the staff on a regular basis and acts really hard.

The final allegation came after I finished work one night, I stopped at Texaco to fill the car with Diesel. Now when I fill the car my eyes are constantly on the counters on the pump so I can see how much I'm spending (Or how much of Domino's money I'm spending to be exact). I finished filling, put the pump back, and turned around to find him parked behind me with his car full of passengers, I found it odd, since there were only 3 cars including mine filling up so there were plenty of pumps available. I did nothing, but as I walked into the shop to pay, he drove past and shouted "That's him! There's that bellend right there!". Suddenly I became the happiest person in the world, I finally had my final allegation against him, so again, contacted the police, informed them, spoke to an officer with my girlfriend, provided them with his details and my girlfriend has his phone number so she provided the officer with that to.

Now it's not just me nitpicking, I said to the officer, if he had gone in to buy petrol or bought something from the shop and left me alone, I wouldn't have cared, but clearly he was just here to harass me because he just sat there until I walked into the shop.

When they arrived at the house, he was not there so they phoned him instead, again, he denied everything (despite being seen on CCTV). He has been given his final warning to leave me alone, or they will finally take some proper action against him, but during this, he has the nerve to ask the officer for my phone number so we can apparently sort this situation out, yes because the police are here to see you about somebody you are harassing, they are clearly going to give you my phone number...

Anyway, the police tried to phone me when I was in work the next day, but I left my phone in the car and I was in the shop waiting for a delivery, so they left a voicemail explaining everything and said if I wanted to phone him then that's fine and I can get the number off my girlfriend, but they said it is up to me whether or not I contact him, well I haven't, there's nothing to sort, I've done nothing to him, all he needs to do is just leave me alone.

Is this situation pathetic? Of course, the first officer I dealt with said "Right so it's your girlfriends ex that's harassing you" I said "No, it's the ex's best friend" He replied "But why is he getting involved?" I just said "I know it's stupid, but, it's happening"

It honestly sounds like an episode of Jeremy Kyle...

And for those who may not know who he is, I'll just let one of our British members describe him if needed...

And for the record, I have seen our little friend with the black Fiesta twice since the police last dealt with him, but he has not done anything to harass me so hopefully this is the end of the episode.

EDIT: I thought I would just add something a bit strange about this guy, despite being just 18, he goes through cars an a staggering rate, now in the time I've known him he has gone through four cars, but in the year he has been driving, he has gone through 7, 7 CARS IS A YEAR! Now I work practically every hour god sends and even I could not afford to go through 7 cars in one year, oh, and he does nothing for a living, he does not work and he is not in education and never actually finished school as he was suspended for his behaviour, my girlfriend and her best friend went to school with him so they are fountains of information.

When I made that delivery to him waaaaay back sometime he did ask me about how much it was costing me to insure the car I had at the time which was a Ford Focus, I told him £1500, he asked how I could afford to insure it and I said to him that I pay the insurance off in monthly instalments, now on his driveway was an Audi A3 with L plates on it, he explained to me that it was his car, now for those who may not be aware, Audi's are not only expensive cars to buy, but for young drivers, almost impossible to insure because they are expensive to insure.

Now the L plates was an indicator that he was on a provisional licence, in the UK you have a provisional licence before you pass your test, now on a provisional you can still drive a car, providing you are insured to drive it, it displays an L plate and you are accompanied by somebody who has held their full licence for at least 3 years and is at least 21 years old.

It was then he told me that it was costing him £14,000 to insure this Audi.... Now that's on a provisional licence, which is always cheaper than insurance for somebody with a full licence.

Obviously as we know, the Audi is gone, and from what I hear, he now has a brand new Renault Clio.

Now my Astra cost me £4000 but it took me 6 months of saving before I could afford it, it's no secret that his dad kill himself years ago.

Now I may come across as an asshole here to some members here where suicide may be a touchy subject for him.

When I found out this info, I laughed, not at his dad, I felt sorry that apparently his life was apparently that bad he had to end it prematurely, oh, and for conceiving such a miserable excuse for a human being, so some speculate that all this money comes from inheritance, which if he is spending it all on cars at a young age, he will regret it. So instead I was laughing at him...

One of my colleagues in work sadly lost his mother when he was a really young child, she left him an inheritance, but he didn't touch it until he was 18, so what did he do? He invested it, he bought a house right away (paid it off in one go, didn't buy a mortgage) he rents it out the house and he has a bazillion bank accounts with this money spread across it, it's no secret that he is to be blunt, LOADED! But ever since leaving college has gone nothing but work, I'm probably trailing off a bit now, so time to end it here.

P.S, just thought I was add that this guy turned up to work yesterday wondering why his feet felt funny, he then looked down and realised he had turn up to work wearing odd shoes.... He had to get his fiancé to run down with a shoe for him...
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STM's Avatar
Hah, maybe you should go on Jeremy K., iron your best trackie bottom and what-not.

First off, it's good to see you back, Jen! Was wondering where you'd gotten off to for a while. Secondly, that sounds absolutely bizarre, what an odd person he seems to be. Sounds like you acted in the right way and all that, so I hope he leaves you alone now.
Posted 03-05-2014 at 03:41 PM by STM

Job McYossie's Avatar
I can't believe I managed to read that whole thing. Good to hear things have worked out.
Posted 03-05-2014 at 03:45 PM by Job McYossie

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Well I best go shopping, since I don't own anything like what one would wear on that show.

The reason I disappeared for a while is rather stupid, basically I had a shit load of uni coursework to get done and I really had to concentrate to get it done. Problem was when I came back to look at what had been happening, I felt so left behind with so much shit to read up on I really couldn't be bothered to trawl through it all and just vanished. But given that New N Tasty is nearing completion I felt it was the right time to come back again.
Posted 03-05-2014 at 03:46 PM by JennyGenesis

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I take it the obvious "question" is "I thought you were gay?"
Posted 03-05-2014 at 06:23 PM by MeechMunchie

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I was expecting him to die in a freak gasoline-fight accident.
Posted 03-05-2014 at 06:40 PM by Bullet Magnet

Crashpunk's Avatar
First things first. Fuck that guy. Your dealing with him so well. It's quite impressive

Second thing, Welcome back.

Third... Not like I'm bothered or anything, but what Meech said.
Posted 03-06-2014 at 01:04 AM by Crashpunk

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I don't like to talk about it really, because I don't know much about it myself, but I don't give a shit, I'm happy and that's what counts.
Posted 03-06-2014 at 02:56 AM by JennyGenesis

STM's Avatar
Maybe you're just bi with a heavy male preference.

I'm the opposite, pan with a heavy female preference. Whatever floats your boat, and all that.
Posted 03-06-2014 at 03:14 AM by STM

JennyGenesis's Avatar
It's just not worth thinking about, I'm just doing what makes me happy.
Posted 03-06-2014 at 03:46 AM by JennyGenesis

Jordan's Avatar
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First things first. Fuck that guy.
NO CP! he has a girlfriend now.

ahhh sorry.

it does happen though, i think i'd be scared shitless if it happened to me. as long as you're happy.
Posted 03-06-2014 at 05:44 AM by Jordan

Crashpunk's Avatar
Wait...

what?
Posted 03-06-2014 at 11:01 AM by Crashpunk

Job McYossie's Avatar
It's a joke off of saying "fuck that guy" because a previous conversation talked about how he is/was gay, but is now dating a girl. It's a pun off of "fuck that guy."
Posted 03-06-2014 at 03:14 PM by Job McYossie

Crashpunk's Avatar
Oh okay.

That's a terrible joke.
Posted 03-07-2014 at 01:04 AM by Crashpunk

OANST's Avatar
Exactly the kind we like here.
Posted 03-07-2014 at 06:30 AM by OANST

MeechMunchie's Avatar
And it relates to gay sex, which is also the kind of joke we prefer here.
Posted 03-09-2014 at 01:05 AM by MeechMunchie

 

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