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Best Brainrape Ever




AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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Best Brainrape Ever

Posted 05-26-2009 at 07:44 PM by scrab queen
I'd been watching too much Zero Punctuation recently.

Now whenever I read the comments you all sound like fast-talking snarky british bastards.

And it's awesome.
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Somehow, the word "best" as applied to "brainrape" seems to instigate a fair amount of cognitive dissonance. I must admit that it was with the utmost trepidation that I linked to this blog at all.
Posted 05-27-2009 at 01:37 AM by Bullet Magnet

MA's Avatar
WHOOSH OVER MY HEEEEEEAD.

i am a fast-talking snarky British bastard thats right just listen to me jabber on and on oh how i love the sound of my own fucking voice want some tea i know i do the great Bristish empire was built on tea dont you know thats how we gave those troublesome germans a good talking to and stopped their silly business rule Britannia Britannia rules the waves we shall never ever ever shall be slaves toodlepip.
Posted 05-27-2009 at 03:41 AM by MA

AlexFili's Avatar
Tally ho chaps! stiff upper lip and all that, wot wot?!
Posted 05-27-2009 at 03:43 AM by AlexFili

OddjobAbe's Avatar
It appears that my teeth are rotten and that my top-hat is stained with tea and butter from a crumpet. I am ever so sorry, dear chap, but I'm afraid that I must hand this over to Jenkins to clean and dry.
Posted 05-27-2009 at 03:48 AM by OddjobAbe

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Good lord! It appears my carriage has run down a pair of errant street urchins! Fotherington? Be a good chap and scrape them off would you, my dear boy? Splendid.
Posted 05-27-2009 at 05:54 AM by Bullet Magnet

scrab queen's Avatar
I meant like this.
Posted 05-27-2009 at 07:09 AM by scrab queen

MA's Avatar
i wish i could +rep everyone on this blog.
Posted 05-27-2009 at 07:49 AM by MA

Oddey's Avatar
If I talk fast enough for about a minute, I start saying everything wrong, lose my train of thought by getting to the end of it faster than it can lay tracks, and eventually just screw up.

I love talking fast, but I tend to say a lot of junk when I do.
Posted 05-27-2009 at 12:21 PM by Oddey

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Eh?

I FUCKING WIN
Posted 05-27-2009 at 12:31 PM by Mac Sirloin

Laser's Avatar
Zero Puntuation = Win in my book

Thus you get +1 awesomeness for ODing on him
Posted 05-27-2009 at 12:41 PM by Laser

Wil's Avatar
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If I talk fast enough for about a minute, I start saying everything wrong, lose my train of thought by getting to the end of it faster than it can lay tracks, and eventually just screw up.
Pffft. I do this speaking slowly. In fact with almost everything I say.
Posted 05-27-2009 at 01:01 PM by Wil

shaman's Avatar
This blog makes stereotyping officialy funny...
Posted 05-29-2009 at 04:12 AM by shaman

 

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