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299 792 458 m·s^−1 6.67384(80)×10−11 m³·kg^−1·s−2 6.626 069 57(29) × 10^−34 J·s 1.054 571 726(47) × 10^−34 J·s 4π × 10^−7 N·A^−2 = 1.256 637 061... × 10^−6 N·A^−2 8.854 187 817... × 10^−12 F·m−1 376.730 313 461... Ω 8.987 551 787... × 109 N·m²·C^−2 1.602 176 565(35) × 10^−19 C 9.274 009 68(20) × 10^−24 J·T^−1 7.748 091 7346(25) × 10^−5 S 12 906.403 7217(42) Ω 4.835 978 70(11) × 10^14 Hz·V−1 2.067 833 758(46) × 10^−15 Wb 5.050 783 53(11) × 10^−27 J·T^−1 25 812.807 4434(84) Ω 5.291 772 1092(17) × 10^−11 m 2.817 940 3267(27) × 10^−15 m 9.109 382 91(40) × 10^−31 kg 1.166 364(5) × 10^−5 GeV^−2 7.297 352 5698(24) × 10^−3 4.359 744 34(19) × 10^−18 J 1.672 621 777(74) × 10^−27 kg 3.636 947 5520(24) × 10^−4 m² s^−1 10 973 731.568 539(55) m^−1 6.652 458 734(13) × 10^−29 m² 0.2223(21) 1.660 538 921(73) × 10^−27 kg 6.022 141 29(27) × 10^23 mol^−1

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Praise Odin

Posted 03-09-2011 at 05:59 AM by Bullet Magnet
Updated 03-09-2011 at 06:29 AM by Bullet Magnet
For it is Odin's Day. And by that I mean Wednesday.

This is the abridged version.

According to the Volsung's saga, Odin placed a sword in a tree, from which it could be removed only by the true king.

Enter Sigmund.

Sigmund withdrew the sword from the tree and with it reigned as king for many years, until he fell in battle, the sword shattered.

Years later, and Sigurd son of Sigmund found himself in the unenviable position of having to face the dragon Fafnir. But the only sword capable of slaying the beast was his father's broken blade. So it was reforged for him.

Sigurd laid in wait for Fafnir, and slew him from below. He bathed in the dragon's blood, which made him invunlinerable everywhere except, oddly, his shoulder blades.

After many more years Sigurd was slain in battle, presumably via his scapula. He was award a full Viking funeral pyre, and you know what you get a lot of from funeral pyres, don't you? Ash!

The pre-Christian Norse would mark themselves on Odin's day with ash to grant themselves Odin's protection in battle: the ash represented Sigurd's ash, which bore the power of Fafnir's blood. And when they raided the rest of Europe, they brought this practice with them.

So this fine Ash Odin's Day, give praise to Odin, ruler of Asgard, and certainly don't participate in any great battles without invoking his power.

Be wary of those who clearly have, however. If they consider you a worthy foe, that black smudge might be the only warning you get.
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ziggy's Avatar
What do we do on THORsday? That's tomorrow!!!!
Posted 03-09-2011 at 06:45 AM by ziggy

Wil's Avatar
So what did everyone do on SHROVE JEWSDAY?
Posted 03-09-2011 at 07:08 AM by Wil

Ridg3's Avatar
The same thing I did on HUNday.
Posted 03-09-2011 at 07:21 AM by Ridg3

STM's Avatar
I'm gonna go to Church and get 'smudged' nah.

I spent Shrove Tuseday making wise cracks to any girls who would listen that on national woman's day, women have to make men pancakes.
Posted 03-09-2011 at 07:33 AM by STM

Nate's Avatar
Did the pre-Christian Norse mark themselves every Wednesday, or was there a specific Odin's Day once a year?
Posted 03-09-2011 at 04:26 PM by Nate

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I have no idea. It is possible that my teacher was having a lark.
Posted 03-09-2011 at 04:56 PM by Bullet Magnet

enchilado's Avatar
Tomorrow is Satan's Day.
Posted 03-10-2011 at 09:16 PM by enchilado

Phylum's Avatar
Tomorrow's just another day.
Posted 03-11-2011 at 01:18 AM by Phylum

Wil's Avatar
Tomorrow's not what it used to be.
Posted 03-11-2011 at 02:55 AM by Wil

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Tomorrow is the day after the first day of the rest of your life.
Posted 03-11-2011 at 08:16 AM by MeechMunchie

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Tomorrow isn't coming, we're skipping ahead to the day after.
Posted 03-11-2011 at 11:44 AM by Bullet Magnet

Phylum's Avatar
Yesterday's a day away.
Posted 03-11-2011 at 01:35 PM by Phylum

 

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