I be back

Were you able to go see Penn and Teller?

Nope

Well that sucks.

That's too bad you didn't get to do anything that fun. Welcome back.

Vegas is boring even if you're over 21 unless you like either gambling or women.

So.... don't go and get dragged into a strip club with your boss and an investor he's trying to impress, and then fall for one of the ladies wanting to give you a 'tour' where you end up in a curtained booth with her feeling you up only for her to awkwardly find that you have no erection.

Heh...

Personal experience, or are you referring to that one episode of Six Feet Under?

No, actually personal experience. What happened on six feet under??

Something very similar to what happened to you. Remember that episode where David and friends go to Vegas for that funeral home convention and after giving an impressive speech, Dad is invited by some other funeral directors to a strip club but is then dscovered to be gay when he fails to get an erection while a stripper feels him up?

Oh for christ sake. Leave it to me to have my life play out like a sitcom.

Well, at least it's playing out to Six Feet Under rather than just any sitcom.

That's appropriate since I feel like I want to be six feet under right now.

hello.

and i am not one for gambling.

Welcome back.