Family Issues.

I say make him spend a fuckton of money and then say "Oh you wanted a BLOOD TEST? Oh, OKAY." and take it.

I think you shouldn’t worry too much about how best to irritate him. It’s not a real victory. It’s just letting him get to you and make you petty. The real question is, what’s stopping you from just doing the test and finding out? It will answer the question, letting you move on from there.

You don`t say why he wants this info.
If it is needed to crap out on some financial obligation or to take some cheap shot at your mother, I say bend the sod till he bleeds.
Otherwise get it over with, not much to gain by prolonging this.

I'm a vengeful bitch, so I like the idea of a long drawn out and costly legal battle.

Alcar...

He wants the tests partly because he wants to prove to himself that I'm not his son, I didn't accept him back when I was a young adolescent like my brother did and so he reasons me a failure in his own little world, the one which revolves around him and has made the obvious deduction that he is perfect and as I have rejected him I cannot be his son.

Another reason he wants to prove me as the milkman's boy, or whatever, now instead of six years ago is that I have now finished secondary education so he has stopped paying any form of child maintenance for me. If he can prove I'm not his biological son then he stands to be able to claim back thousands off the government in maintenance, which they will probably want back off my mother.

He's a petty toady dickwad, just last month he tried to embezzle two thousand pounds out of my mother and the case was just about vague enough for my mother not having a leg to stand on in court if she tried to press charges (Of course the fact my father is a police officer doesn't help), also I think I want this as over as soon as possible for my mother's sake, I can take his shit all day but she just learned a couple of weeks ago that her mum has lung cancer and she's in no fit state to take any crap from him.

What a fucking bastard.

If you wanna find out and mess with the guy at the same time just let him waste money on a court order XD.

I'll deal with it. All it takes is one phone call. I need a pancreas for my work anyway.

Hit him in the testicles with a hammer.

Don't get the test. My father tried to do the same, for the opposite reason. If he's that much of a fucker, he doesn't deserve to know, plus it clears him of legal liability.

What a fucker. Torment the bastard, don't take the test.

Well it depends on your mumsy really, if it stresses her out with messing him around then its better to get it done and over with, she's more important then revenge right now.

Either way, you get the look on his face on Maury.

Have some love.

I agree with Maxy's statement.

Text me if you need anything.

That's horrible. I've had father issues too. I wish the best for you. I know you'll get through it.

I'd say, do the blood test asap, so it's all over the fastes way possible...

would be the best for your mum I think

not my concern really...

but i personally would wind up the prick ... bleed him dry!
GAH!!!