It starts off a bit slow, but really kicks off after about a minute.

Yes, it's the Twilight dildo!




The sad thing...

It's not quite on the same par as the others because it was rather late at night. I've gone on the Windows Live webpage and reported this bot, so hopefully this will be the last of these blogs.

JB9050: in your eyes love it glows
Nate: Oh... this is a new tactic
JB9050: Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~~~<3 :-)
Nate: Hate to be a spelling nazi, but there should have been only one 'o' in that 'to'.
Nate: Easy mistake to make
JB9050: I'm 21/F please...

JB9050: Looking for someone honest
Nate: Oh, fuck you
JB9050: hey
Nate: I had you blocked!
JB9050: i'm 21/f your a male right?
Nate: No, you're a robot
Nate: Robots don't have genders
JB9050: nice I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Nate: As always, I'm wondering the same thing
JB9050: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Nate: No, I don't
...

This is the video description from the youtube page with some appropriate translations.
...

JB9050: Lookin for fun
Nate: Who the hell are you?
JB9050: hey
Nate: No, seriously. Who are you?
JB9050: i'm 21/f your a male right?
Nate: I'm male and gay
Nate: Really gay
Nate: Like, totally up the arse gay
JB9050: nice I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Nate: I'm wondering the same thing
JB9050: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
JB9050:...

Maybe it's just the overtiredness speaking but this is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Some Canadian public health group put together a game to educate kids on STIs and protection. But don't believe me, watch the RIGHT IN THE FACE! video.


http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/16/ca...safe-sex-game/

This is no joke. From now on, I will delete any and all superfluous question marks and other grammatical symbols from your posts. The judgement of 'superfluous'-ness will be up to me and me alone.

So, this post went through about 7 versions, tweaking my message to OANST to be balanced between light-hearted flirtateousness and crudity. Now that I reread it, I don't think it emakes sense at all.

Before I explain what I actually meant, I'm curious as to how others interpreted it.

Best. Headline. Ever.


Also, this.