It's safe to assume that Cleverbot knows a fair bit about PewDiePie, ponies, Doctor Who and Portal.

I'm so lonely.

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Was playing Portal 2 with some randomer when he invited me to his party, I accepted and everythinf went fine as usual. He was telling me about glitches he found and that, but every now and again, he'd make really weird sounds tht I can't explain. He only sounded about 10 or 11. So I thought "thats a bit weird". But I didn't say anything and carried on playing. Then, randomly, he just said stuff to me like "you've killed someone". And I'd be like "what? Obviously not, thas a weird question to ask...

When you guys read this, your gonna be all like "why'd he get so excited over that?" but listen. Right, every now and again i get to top up the dongle moderm. And thats the only internet i get for about a month as we don't have broadband and it only lasts about a week. But anyway I put 15 quid on it today, and plugged it into my laptop, turns out, you can connect xbox to the internet via a dongle. But not directly, you have to do it on a pc with an ethernet cable. Anyway after I got all the technical...