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This Is Serious!

It may, in fact, make you delirious.

Dead? Dead.

Posted 06-03-2010 at 02:01 PM by OANST
This place is so dead.

So, what sites have you started frequenting since conversation here has petered out. Personally, I've been trolling The Escapist, causing hell and grief for the people who write the articles as I call them out on all of their spelling and grammar errors.
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THANKS!

Posted 05-29-2010 at 08:06 AM by OANST
¤ AlienMagi ¤ says:
nice email
Cunt says:
THANKS
¤ AlienMagi ¤ says:
you're welcome
Cunt says:
thanks
¤ AlienMagi ¤ says:
did you get my reply?

To record a Voice Clip, hold down the button or press F2 while speaking. Release the button to send your message.

Cunt says:
THANKS
¤ AlienMagi ¤ says:
I thought so
Cunt says:
thanks
¤ AlienMagi...
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Home Movies (Get It?) 2

Posted 05-10-2010 at 05:34 AM by OANST
Here is a video of the house with quite a bit of the work done on it.



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Bribery and How I Win Too.

Posted 05-03-2010 at 10:44 AM by OANST
I give Abbey five dollars for every book that she reads cover to cover without me helping her with a single word. If I have to help her then she is done for the night, and will have to try again the next night. Now, she already likes books, but this just gives a bigger incentive for her to spend her time investigating the many worlds available to her in books.

I asked her the other day what she was going to buy with the money that she's been saving from this. You know what she tells...
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Girl Scouts

Posted 04-28-2010 at 07:54 AM by OANST
Updated 04-28-2010 at 08:04 AM by OANST
Abbey has been expressing an interest in joining the Girl Scouts. I was a little hesitant because I am familiar with the fact that the Boy Scouts are a religious organization, and I'm not too keen on having my daughter preached at while making arts and crafts. So, I look on the website and I see that their creed is to "Serve God and Country". As an anti-nationalist atheist this set off some alarms, but I figure what the hell. I'll give 'em a call.

I call the Girl Scouts and I speak...
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I Am Get Paid.

Posted 04-19-2010 at 01:23 PM by OANST
I just received a significant bump in pay which could easily double or triple my income in any given week. I am get paid. Discuss.
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Ahhhh, Young Love 2

Posted 01-18-2010 at 10:06 AM by OANST
When I got off of work on Friday, April told Abbey to tell me about her boyfriend. I look at Abbey, and she just looks away and says "My boyfriend is Brendan". Brendan hasn't been to school in about a month, so I say "Oh, is he back?". She says no. I'm a little confused, so I turned to April who whispers, "I'll tell you later".

Later comes around and April tells me that Abbey was kissing a boy at school. Apparently, some of the other girls had dared her to do it. Also, the kid was...
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Let's Talk About A Gun, Dam!

Posted 01-15-2010 at 02:04 PM by OANST
Let nature take it's course.
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WoF is being a dick tonight!

Posted 01-11-2010 at 12:08 PM by OANST
Who else noticed?
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Aaaahh, Young Love

Posted 12-05-2009 at 07:30 AM by OANST
Abbey's teacher told us the other day that she and a boy in her class named Brendan are always sitting next to each other, and holding hands. April also noticed that when she picks her up from school she is usually holding Brendan's hand. So, last night I asked Abbey about it. Here's how the conversation went.

Me: So I hear that you and Brendan spend a lot of time together.

Abbey: He's my boyfriend.

Me: Yeah?

Abbey: Yeah. (she leans in...
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