Sorry to disappoint Havoc, but this is not a blog about fucking your pets.

My cat Mao-Mao (yes, that's his name) pissed on my bed for the second time since I moved here some months ago. For those of you who don't know, cat piss is not like dog piss which is somewhat innocuous. Cat piss has one of the most pungent, horrible odors ever emitted from any animal anywhere. Worst part is, it's damn near impossible to get the smell out permanently.

After my usual hour long cleaning...

Fred Feature Film.

Wikipedia says Lorne's birfday is still a month away.

So why is everyone sending him birthday wishes on his Facebook page?

My fireplace exploded.

Well, not so much the fireplace itself but the glass covering it. It's one of those false fireplaces with pieces of fiberglass wood, but it uses a real gas fire ignited by a pilot light.

Structurally speaking, the design is incredibly stupid. The glass being only inches from the flames, it has a tendency to get extremely hot, even after only fifteen minutes or so. I'm still not positive as to what the cause was, it could be that the glass overheated,...

BLAM!

Also, as per your request, I found out what series that Otaku I mentioned subscribes to.

Here are some...

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Shirtless bare-knuckled boxing match.
Young, sexy Watson.
God why?

That's right! He's back!

Anyone who posts about his arrest will be drawn and quartered, but that won't stop you. I predict this entire blog will become a Paul Ruebens mudslinging contest, if it doesn't though, you all get a cookie. Everyone knows he only got busted because he was a celebrity, and if he were a normal patron he would have been handed a tissue and politely told to put it away.

Pee-wee Herman is divinity incarnate, and he just plain kicks ass. I'm hoping...

I'm a dick. I'm not funny or edgy, and I apologize to anyone and everyone I offended with my behavior, even Havoc (to an extent).
I'm going to cut back heavily on my posting as I clearly don't know when I'm taking it too far. I don't wanna be "that guy", even if it means denying myself the zany pleasures the life of a troll has to offer.

I pass the spamming torch back to Justin and, to a lesser degree, Gabe, as I can't handle the responsibility and you're both much better at...

My aunt Sue has never been under 300 pounds in my lifetime. Her weight has caused her numerous health problems; diabetes, arthritis, cardiac issues, she even had to get her knees replaced at some point. She is the youngest of my mother's siblings, somewhere in her mid-thirties, and we were all quite positive she would probably not make it past forty.

Without liposuction, after twenty something years of battling with her weight and it's complications, she has dropped almost all the weight...

By Rebecca Sugar.
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