THE CUL-DE-SAC IS PURGATORY AND ALL THE CHILDREN ARE DEAD.
GARFIELD IS A STARVING CAT USING HIS IMAGINATION AS A COPING MECHANISM
NONE OF THE MARIO GAMES ARE REAL, THEY'RE EITHER MOVIES, POP-UP BOOKS, OR PLAYS
ASH WAS IN A COMA THE ENTIRE TIME
CALVIN DIED IN A SLEDDING ACCIDENT
TOM AND JERRY ARE BRITISH AND GERMAN SOLDIERS
STAR WARS IS THE DREAMWORLD OF A RAPE VICTIM PLAYING WITH DOLLS FROM A PSYCHIATRIST...