We've all got one.
Mine is particularly bad.
I don't actually know much about who she is, but I learned from my other more stable neighbors that she's a pathological liar, a religious extremist, and just downright nuttier than squirrel shit in general.
I can't determine her age or ethnicity. She has a very thick accent and dark skin, but it's like no accent I've ever heard. I think it's some kind of bastardized Brazilian. She dresses like a gypsy, festooned with...