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My exam results

Posted 08-27-2009 at 06:48 AM by shaman
Core Science: B
Additional science: B
Maths: C
English language: C
English literature: D
ICT: pass: C
Religious education: C
Citizenship: B
French: E
Product design: E

I is HAPPY BUNNY
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This is the greatest thing to come out of religion anywhere ever.

Posted 08-19-2009 at 02:08 AM by shaman
Updated 08-19-2009 at 02:10 AM by shaman


Hell ya'

EDIT: The metal scream at the end made me swoon......
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I am tormented in this flame...

Posted 08-10-2009 at 09:16 AM by shaman
Ok, so today i visited a market. There was an unusual shop there selling exotic sauces. Some of which as i later found out are the hottest sauces available.

Now, i adore spicy food so i like a reckless idiot buy the hottest sauce i can find, which they rate as being "Heat level 10+++". It is indeed the hottest sauce in the shop.

I get home and am eager to try the thing which has deafeted many because of it's unbearable heat ... i take off the lid and sniff the sauce,...
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I took the fall...

Posted 07-31-2009 at 05:50 PM by shaman
And got the World of warcraft ten day free trial...

God help me.
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A public message to wings of fire.

Posted 07-16-2009 at 02:00 PM by shaman
My gurning upsets you?
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Yesterday was so embarrasing.

Posted 07-14-2009 at 03:38 PM by shaman
So there we are, visiting my granny. we have taken her out to a small reasturant in cheddar, there she is talking about someone who knocked on her door to sell her somthing and we're just going along with it. Putting in a small comment on occasion to make it look like the story is interesting.

Well as it turnes out, the guy who knocked on her door was using an awful lot of "corperate jargon" so Gran didn't have a clue what he was on about, which as you can imagine really irritated...
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drunk

Posted 07-11-2009 at 04:36 PM by shaman
Yes indeed.
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Back from holiday!

Posted 07-05-2009 at 07:58 AM by shaman
says it all really

shaman.
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Going to see the solstice! :)

Posted 06-20-2009 at 07:31 AM by shaman
See you in the last car to Glastonbury!
(And to sleep deprivation)
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Onward to glory.

Posted 06-17-2009 at 02:04 AM by shaman
The fateful day.

Today was the day of my last exam. Now i'm home, and am now no longer a school pupil.


It's subtle isn't it?
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