Bill has been passed that will effectively monitor every fucking thing you do on the interweb.

So yeah. Basically they're bugging your internet. No more trawling safely for CP like the good ol' days.

The internet is becoming an Orwellian nightmare.

About a week ago, while wandering around aimlessly at Rite Aid, I came across one of those blood pressure testing machines.
I used to use them for fun when I was young while mom took her sweet time getting her prescriptions filled. Back then, I never put any stock into the actual read-outs.
So I'm now 20, coming up on 21, and I decided to give it a shot. I was expecting some underwhelming results that meant nothing, but then I realized that my readings were sort of... bad.
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Comes out today. Buy it, fuckers.
COUPON.

Check it.

I doubt it will pass, but you never know. If it does, it had better omit any and all users who uploaded videos prior to it's instating. Otherwise myself and 95% of Youtube will be in chin-deep in legal red tape.

Also, if passed, Youtube Poop will be illegal. Good news to some, bad news to others.

What the title says.

They're filming a large portion of the film here in my city under the working title "Magnus Rex". They're casting extras and bit parts (thugs, prisoners, students).

They said I'm in, but filming isn't for another month and I don't know yet what I'll be playing. Most likely I'll just be "that guy in the background for two seconds".

Still... OMFG IM IN BATMANS!!!!

Disclaimer: The last names of the following have been removed to protect the innocent.

So my friend Cuyler was tagged in one of those Facebook surveys and was asked to list a movie he hated. He chose Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen for obvious reasons. Lulz ensued. Here is the transcript (warning: words-a-plenty)...

Original Wall Post:
A movie you hate: this one is difficult. It seems that for the last decade Hollywood has only wanted to make movies that...

http://whatshouldifuckingdo.com/

Now take it's advice and quit your bitching.

Sistine Chapel.

Thousands of fish and birds in Arkansas mysteriously die.

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