I just stuffed a chicken and I am now quite disturbed. The end.

1. I blurt out random things at random times. Like a bomb.
2. I laugh at almost anything no matter how unfunny it may be.
3. My laugh is weird.
4. I get scared by games such as Bioshock, Area 51, and games of that sort.
5. I am extremely annoying.
6. I am not funny.
7. I get mad at a single insult.
8. My hairstyle involves my hair hanging around the middle of my torso.
9. Songs get stuck in my head like glue.
10. I am short.
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Have a merry Christmas. Mine's today in at least 5 1/2 hours.

Ok I'll start with one my sister had.
She was at a Mcdonalds resturaunt and a guy in a crab suit came up to her and asked "Would you like some french fries?". My sister had this dream a long long time ago.
Here is one I had a when I was maybe 4.
I was in this bakery and the evil baker was throwing peices of dough at puppets that constantly came up from behind a wall. Then for some reason I had to wash my hands. The sink that I washed my hands in had one of those things that...