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If erection lasts longer than four hours please seek medical attention.

I am forever leaving my country.

Posted 03-10-2010 at 01:02 PM by shaman
Or at least i think i might. Because i don't want to reside in a nation with this as a national statistic.


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Fuck you

Posted 02-25-2010 at 10:03 AM by shaman
Ok, so many people have changed their Avatars to the style of that monstosity in the corner that i don't know who's who anymore.

Just so you know. You will never shang high me into this latest and most irritating of all Forum Fads. I mean for christ fucking sake, even nate changed his avatar! after so may years! I don't even know you people anymore!

So yeah, i'm going to go make my own avatar craze! With blackjack! and hookers!

IN FACT ... FORGET THE...
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Henceforth you will all see me like this.

Posted 02-02-2010 at 02:17 PM by shaman
This is the long lost video from last October. When the Drama society i'm a part of performed "Dracula the musical".

It contains a short collection of scenes from the play. And to my despair, parts of my songs.
I will never accept that i sound like that. Also, my hideous appearnce is due to the costume and makeup. I swear to god.

(I'm the guy in the long nightshirt)

Continue reading...
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I almost got hit by a bus on my way home.

Posted 01-21-2010 at 09:08 AM by shaman
I'm really not sure why i posted this, i just thought it was nice to document the closest i've ever been to being bonneted.

And let me tell ya'! When that horn blows you can feel the Devil bite your ass!
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2010 on the verge of awesomeness.

Posted 01-09-2010 at 08:53 AM by shaman
A friend of mine invited me to camp with them at The download festival In June. If there were ever a chance to let one's hair down. This is it.

Kindly suck it people.
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Nate was mean to all of us!

Posted 01-07-2010 at 04:53 AM by shaman
What's wrong with closing the darn thread? Do you have any idea how happy i was when i got my #1000?! Do you?!

Your morals are atrocious tonight!
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IT BEGINS!

Posted 12-20-2009 at 01:44 PM by shaman
IT IS AT LONG LAST SNOWING WHERE I LIVE!
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Some totally shameless. Yet well deserved showing off.

Posted 12-15-2009 at 10:13 AM by shaman
I passed my jitsu grading and have obtained my belt.

Woo
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A jujitsu rant. Tremble before my anger.

Posted 12-07-2009 at 02:04 PM by shaman
When someone approches their grading, they are split up and prepared with a seperate instructor. (Let's call her Jill) I am very close to grading, i've trained with her before, so i wondered if i was doing so again this week to prepare for my grading.

So, i walk up to her husband and ask who i'm training with.

Me: "Hi, um i just wondered if i'm training with Jill"?

Him: Jill doesn't want to train with you.

Me: "What!?

Him:...
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ONE YEAR TO THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY!

Posted 11-26-2009 at 01:01 PM by shaman
It's a year today since i joined this forum.

Come on guys, take a walk down memory lane with me.

shaman.
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