I believe it highlights one of the greatest, most infuriating degradations to fester within our society at this time.
I call it
Ode to Cloudy Apple Juice
Begone! O cloudy apple juice!
Thine taste art most obscene!
I'd rather drink a foul mix
Of soap and kerosene!
Begone! O cloudy apple juice!
Most curséd on my lips!
I wouldst not sup such nectar vile
With eggs or ham or chips!
Begone!...