So, I am going on a wild Canadian frontier trek, that is, the backwoods near a friend of mine's house who lives outside of town.

Thing is, there have been quite a few animal attacks locally, so if may posts become slightly slower, it's because I am typing with my working hand.

Anyway, apart from that I am bringing a shovel (for luck, because I am me, etc...) and my friend is bringing his .22 with about 4 rounds.

Wish us luck!

I got this idea in my head a few weeks ago.

What if I shaved my eyebrows, and in their place, everyday drew some different kind? Huh? good idea right?

Before you read this, read this.

Or not, it doesn't ,matter really.

Okay, so back in what I believe was 2003, I picked up this book in the courthouse library, it seemed cool, it was called Jumper, and I figured the cover page had to do with teleportation or some shit.

Which is fucking awesome when you're an 11 year old Sci-Fi geek, but in the first two chapters I put it down, too much swearing and a near-rape scene drove me away from it for 2 years....

A friend of mine has become deeply obsessed with FullMetal Alchemist, and truth be told, I like it to, it's a neat maga.

OH! Waiddaminute! He's writing FANFICTION!?

And he demands that I read it.

Good God.

I now have an Atari 2600.

With games, 2 joystick controllers, 2 paddle controllers, and not a shitload of fuck in sight.

I have catipaulted myself to new realms of retroness.

I am wearing Spider Man and Batman T-shirts, Torn Jeans, and have used a broken Super NES controller as a belt on several formal occasions.

So fuck you all, I am goddamn great.

Also, I can act fucking well, write comedically (to the thespians taste)...

Hey all, I am back, sort of.

Anyway, I love my avatar, it's so great.

My head hurts.

Well, I have found that two people whom I find extremely abrasive and cowardly have turned into emos.

As some may find it irritating that I take joy in this, they are spoiled, and don't have ACTUAL problems.

Why am I happy?

Because I can make fun of them more, silly!

This was stupid

Dumbledore is gay, and I am slowly morphing into a rertro gamer, not fatassedness and all.

Whats happening, guys?

SEGA GENESIS, MOTHER FUCKERS!

FUCK YEAH, EARTHWORM JIM, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2 AND VECTORMAN, HERE I COME!