Cannabis is illegal in Jamaica.

So, on the way to school, I was trying to get sleep in the car.

All of the sudden, the car jumps up, and it sounds like we ran over a chunk of metal.


Well, as it turns out, it was a fifth grader trying to cross the street during a green light.

So, called 911, ambulance got there, questioned by the police, all that.

Well, by the time it was over, school had already started. So, I got to stay home.

Started chatting...

I DEMANDS TO HAS TEH WIMMINS.

MANY MANY WIMMINS.


OR TEH HOST4GES DYES.


U HAIV 4 HORUS TO COMPILE.

Please, ban this account.
I wish never to return to this god-forsaken place ever again.

Off to Morpheus to buy drugs.

So... About two weeks ago, my friend went missing.


All that was left being a message online of "I'm going to jump off the roof of my building today. Goodbye."

I said I'd give it a month before I assume anything, and nothing's come up since.

For some reason, my stepdad can't learn to

STOP DOWNLOADING THE INTERNET IN IT'S ENTIRETY.

I'm getting withdrawal syndrome without my Internet.

It's taking TEN MINUTES to bring up google.

My latency has been

OVER EIGHT THOUSAND

I've resorted to just doing nothing.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Not as in, I've been watching T.V. all day, I mean I've been lying in bed with EVERYTHING OFF.