I decided that I might as well buy my brother Halo 3 for his birthday, as my parents weren't planning too and I knew how much the little fucker had been looking forward to getting it. Anyway, I but it for him, wrap it, put it in a gift bag with some smarties and he opens it on his birthday.

Since it's my 360, I tell him to ask permission before he plays anything, and move it into the living room to play in. He seemed to be pretty consistent with asking. I decide that he's probably...

I remember all of the Strangers Wrath music being free on Bross' site, and now it isn't. I downloaded them at one point but can't track them down again. requesting Megaupload or Torrent, honestly.

PM me to avoid infraction/ban, assuming this blog doesn't get ME banned.

;_;

Owls
Everyone's fond of Owls
Except for Mice and Shrews
And Simon Cowells
And you know why they come for you?
Owls in your dressing room
Owls in your gravy
Even if you hide at Sea, There's Owls in the Navy
Simon Cowell your days are numbered
Owls will get you while you slumber
In the night they'll come for you
and tear your crazy legs in two
Because you're the king of the beavers
The king of the beavers...

No, you faggots, I'm not crying or some gay shit like that. This is something that we've long since needed-a clean slate. A fucking repair.

So here's to what once was, and hopefully will be.

Some members may recall a few video's from severla months back that contained Oddworld content, a little bit of the old Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon, and some cD-i Zelda mixed in for good measure.

Anyway, I tracked these video's back down and talked to the guy who posted them about possibly getting some soundbytes and posting them to Megaupload for me.

Well, he did the next best thing-taught me how to use Audacity.

Although I have to tweak them a bit into...

I could get a video camera of my own. For me. Simon's camera.

Of course, that doesn't seem likely now that I wave less than a week to finish an entire high school course with 6 hours of my time preoccupied with co-op.

And I was sent home today because I ruined some copying job even though I didn't. the exchange with my boss goes something like this (in my pants head.

'SIMON DID YOU TOUCH THE MACHINE THAT COULD BURN YOUR HAND OFF AND COAT THE STUMP IN...

Hey Bastiches,

My name is Valet Slig, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny,clothless mudokons who spend every second of their day cleaning stupid ass floors. You are everything bad on Oddworld. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any meech munchies? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their own industriousness, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures drawn by your native ancestors.
...

Works the same way The Pokemon Trainer does-a Glukkon stands in the Background and orders the sligs around, they dissappear in a tube when called back.

Big Bro: Heavy, Slow.
B is their gun, holding charges how far and strong the shot is, mildy explodes on impact.
Side+B: Swipe, similar to Bowsers Side+B.
Down+B:Set up a mine, varies from normal to the kind that can be deactivated (taunt next to it).
Up+B: A small jet shoots them upwards from their pants,...

I'm not a troll. I'm here to stay.