I work at an Animal Shelter for school now, so, like, ask me about it, please?

I'll beat you to death with a wrench if you are.

Moskau
Fremd und geheimnisvoll
Türme aus rotem Gold
Kalt wie das Eis
Moskau
Doch wer dich wirklich kennt
Der weiß, ein Feuer brennt
In dir so heiß

Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön
Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben
Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho

Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho,...

So, I made that one thread, about FanExpo, and stupid shitty stories. It got moved, yeah, okay, less people will see it, but whatever.

And then Splat fucking closes it.

I'm a little irritated since "AN EXCUSE TO SWEAR A LOT" seems like more a matter of opinion than an actual reason to close the thread; plenty of threads are filled with swearing. Deal with it you prude.

Then there's the one that gets closed because of what? Because a rape joke was made?...

Here, spell the end of the world
I hear the rising phoenix in my dream.
And the virgin child made a wish upon a star,
That night her mother talks no more.

Keep a hold the end of the dream
A shiny fish splashes in a stream
And the Virgin Child loses her heart and soul
That night her mother's eyes see no more.

When the wind blows, a Virgin Child's God sings a song.
Such a pretty melody never heard before.

...

So, y'know, watch it. Or get the Soundtrack. Shit's good.

Okay, so I really want to write a graphic novel-or somehting similar-but, since I'm undedicated to drawing well, I decided to try something else.

Jackie Stomper, Tsar Bomba, and Hunk Gazmuk.

I'm not sure where I got the name Jackie Stomper from, although Tsar Bomba is Russian for 'King of the Bombs', video relative to this at bottom.

Obviously the blog title used isn't anything remotely final, just stupid bullshit I decided to spew to catch someone's...

What is 'CLANG CLANG CLANG' slang for?

Hard mode: photoshop the definition together with pictures of Micheal Caine