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Watchmen.

Posted 03-06-2009 at 08:46 PM by Mac Sirloin
I saw the first showing my city offered, and all in all, I liked the movie as a whole. It was very entertaining and fun.

But, like anyone else, I have some issues:

-It was too violent. I'm not some kind of squeamish pussyfaggot, but it ruined it for me when the big figure has The fat guys arms chopped off. It was unnecessary and over the top. Same with Doc Manhattan blowing people up. "Oh boy, bloody skeletons on the ceiling. Hmph." Granted, there are some actual scenes...
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Daniel

Posted 02-16-2009 at 04:04 PM by Mac Sirloin
Daniel was walking on the razors edge here, he knew. Dealing with Daniel was Daniel's priority, along with isolating every other motherfucker in the platoon. There was a Daniel, that psycho sadist, Daniel, that fucking nut with the rockets, and Daniel, that speedy motherfucker who'll be the end of us all.

Daniel checked his a equipment. His father, Daniel, a renowned psychoanalyst, often pulled some freudian bullshit on him, but Daniel new it was in jest. And now here he was, with...
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BOOLET MANGIT HAS A SCARY ATAVAR

Posted 02-06-2009 at 03:23 PM by Mac Sirloin
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Time to spill.

Posted 02-05-2009 at 03:51 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 02-05-2009 at 03:59 PM by Mac Sirloin
I've skipped co-op for the last two days because my dad was out of town and mom goes to work early. I haven't been outside in over 48 hours, and I'm getting fatter and more acne is popping up by the second. I've spent a lot of the time coming up with an excuse as to why I didn't show up or call, and have decided that saying I had "Stomach Flu" is relatively believable. I tried using a shampoo that wasn't my Dandruff stuff to see what would happen, and my head is itchy, flakey, and generally repellent....
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I was in London.

Posted 02-01-2009 at 02:32 PM by Mac Sirloin
It was pretty nice, visited my sister, ate some London food, iot was a good time.
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SPAGHETT

Posted 01-30-2009 at 03:21 PM by Mac Sirloin
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You know how I keep saying shittop?

Posted 01-28-2009 at 07:00 PM by Mac Sirloin
It's the only insult I throw around that I actually can't get a proper idea of what it means. Top=Shirt? Shitshirt? Top=Hat/Hair? Shithair? It's MIND BLOWING.
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I got banned from Cracked.

Posted 01-25-2009 at 07:50 AM by Mac Sirloin
Again.

I've come to a conclusion.

I love this place. Please don't ban me. Ever. Please.
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A Cheap hooker. (With good traction)

Posted 01-22-2009 at 05:31 PM by Mac Sirloin
I got a free Bike from the Bike Store That sells Bikes and also fixes Bikes whose employees enjoy Bikes.

It's nice, though, until I decided to bring it in today to fix it to fill up the time. I turned it into a complete clusterfuck. I even wrote Clusterfuck on a plastic knife and zipped it on. Problem is, it's got a lot of new parts, so it looks like god pissed on a bunch of bicycles, and mine got the dribble at the end.
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My brutha from anutha mutha, also, goddommot gost.

Posted 01-21-2009 at 12:03 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 01-21-2009 at 05:01 PM by Mac Sirloin
You know how my location is "Some garbage dump in Zambia"?

Turns out I have one of those "Christian fund adopt-a-peasant" brothers there.

Heh.

So, Ghost changed her name. I wanna (WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME) change mine too. Maybe.

Much as this is obvious copycattting, I didn't realize this wasn't something available to non-mods/OANSTS.

Still thinkin' on it.
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