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I'll admit it, I find Klingon women sexy.

Posted 10-06-2008 at 06:13 AM by Nemo
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I feel awesome.

Posted 10-04-2008 at 02:26 AM by Nemo
So, I was just playing Star Wars Battlefront II, and I decided to invade Coruscant with my droid army. I chose the leader battle advantage, and got Darth Maul (FUCK YES).


We won in exactly one minute forty seconds.
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Shake yo ass, bake a cake.

Posted 10-03-2008 at 07:55 AM by Nemo
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Unrealistic math.

Posted 09-29-2008 at 08:01 PM by Nemo
So my friend messaged me.

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on four billion! Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six, at least.'"

Which got me interested.

"For four billion by six, you'd need to get all four billion dice to hit six. A more realistic number would be 4 billion by three.

Which comes out to roughly 1,333,333,333 dice.
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THEY SEND BABIES TO DANCE WITH ME?!

Posted 09-29-2008 at 12:07 AM by Nemo
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Man of war

Posted 09-28-2008 at 10:28 AM by Nemo
Here our soldiers stand from all around the world,
waiting in a line to hear the battle cry.
All are gathered here, victory is near,
the sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all.

We alone are fighting for metal that is true.
We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you.
Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry.
Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky!

Brothers everywhere - raise your
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Fucking lucky goats.

Posted 09-26-2008 at 08:36 PM by Nemo
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Personal message to people voting Jesus08

Posted 09-25-2008 at 10:36 PM by Nemo


I'm a dick, and I approve this message.
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GRRARAAAARGH

Posted 09-22-2008 at 12:59 PM by Nemo
Updated 09-22-2008 at 01:13 PM by Nemo
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A public message to Leto

Posted 09-21-2008 at 09:38 PM by Nemo
Don't wanna hurt you,
try not to mess with your feelings.
It's just a matter of trust, for us, for lust.
Don't wanna hurt you,
Try not to fuck with your feelings.
It's just a matter of trust, for us, for lust.

You should come over,
cause I can tell from your eyes.
Why won't you tell me what's really on your mind?
Too much confusion.
You need a little more time.
So many times now we've been through this before.
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