I get out of college and walk to the shop i know to apply for a weekend job. Didn't happen. No biggy i'll try next year when i can five days a week. Anyway, strolling to the bus stop to get home, i realise i hevent got any money to pay for the bus. I'm fucking skint. Now, i couldn't get in contact with anyone, and as i realise i could be spending a long while in the city centre, an evil grin spattered across my lips.

(Seriously, i'm tired i hadn't eaten i had a shit ton of homework...

It's official. Spamalot is in Bristol, we're seeing it (or at least i am, maybe with my dad if he wants to) this wednesday (probably). Seriously fucking brilliant. I am a huge fan of Monty Python and i can't wait. Besies, the theatre beats the movies by a long shot, and i haven't had chance to go for a while.

So yeah, i'm well chuffed.

Started a new job today, it's in the biochemistry and biology department at the uni where my dad works. (He's a plumber, not a prof. That would be spec fucking tacuilar)

Anyway, i was tending to these GM fish they keep in the biochemistry department and i also got to work alongside some researchers in the biology centre. Today was observation day, but tomorow one of the guys is going to let me do practicle work. We'rew growing E - coli. Alongside some other stuff, also identifying...

Biology: E

Environmental science: D

Chemistry: U

So yeah, today was results day. I passed two of my three AS levels, and failed a third. This is actually pretty alright, the chemistry A level is like fucking hell fire and i can resit it next year.

Here's the score.

-Continue with A2 levels in Biology and Environmental science. And retake my Chemistry AS level.

-Finish my Biology and Environmental science A...

Hello Oddworld Forums.. My name is Stephen, I am Tom's (or Shaman, to his internet friends) father. As some of you may know, my son died last week of a Brain Aneurysm; It was very sudden and unexpected for our family. The funeral is on Monday, 4th July.


It's ...difficult to explain this, but Tom-

Actually i'm going to Wales for a week. Later.

Sat there, unconciously chewing a pencil as you do when you have nothing else to do (or is it just me) After about, oh i don't know, half an hour? i looked down to realise i had been chewing and swallowing absent mindedly until the pencil was more than half gone. And i was astounded. I even chewed off the metal end holding the eraser at the top and it now lies twisted on my desk. Without even realising it.

So yeah. I have just eaten a pencil.

Were you expecting injury or something?

I'm on stage tomorrow. A murder mystery, this is the first of four shows. Performed this and next weekend.

No music, just good old murder and mayhem. Think "Miss Marple" Meets "Faulty towers"...

Ow ow OW!

Oh don't i just have all the luck? I've always wanted to piss broken glass.

Somehow, one of you is responsible for this.

I haven't spoke about my life on here for a while, so here i am.

-I got three U's in my January exams. Oh I'm staying positive -_-

-I decided to take up Philosophy next year, assuming my AS levels go well. So prepare for the next WoF.

-i'm volenteering at a local farm. Just to get some work experience in, plus the feeling of acheivment is to die for.

-My spacebar has stopped working, cue hours of frantic slamming of the keyboard....

I am hilariously drunk... Just wanted to say, i love you all. Please never Ban me.


Woo

I feel like nattering like a madman.


And i'm writing anogther fanfic