Dear Coby:
Can I call you Coby? It's the name written on your phallic USB cap. I'm calling you Coby anyway.
This letter is regarding your apparent control of when the buttons on you work or not. Particularly the volume shifters and song switchers. Allow me to be the first to say fuck off with that crazy shit.
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I lamented when purchasing Halo 3
But not because it wasn't gaming glorY
I'd beaten it-twice-for bros of mine
And I was like 'Bitch, I ain't got the time.'
So I returned the mofucka, expectin cash fo' a rent-
When the buyer says 'yo bro, there's a dent!'
The case was fractured-it was real mad
so we made a deal, and I left with cash in hand

How are Car move?
A) Wheel
B) Four Wheel
C) Move Feetz


Compare this to the Ontario G1 drivers test.
http://www.apnatoronto.com/ontario-g...tice-test.html

Simon: Big snoffaloppagus maw fucka. says:
Hey there, dickless wonder.
Simon: Big snoffaloppagus maw fucka. says:
You should change your display picture.
Simon: Big snoffaloppagus maw fucka. says:
Since that's a NAZI SYMBOL YOU FUCKING NAZI
Josh says:
huh lol
Josh says:
lol sup
Simon: Big snoffaloppagus maw fucka. says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel
Simon: Big snoffaloppagus maw fucka. says:
NAZI...

My parents were in your country over the march break, where they purchased a 1600 point Xbox Live card.

Unfortunately, it only works in the states.

So I have a proposition for you. I will trade the code for someone who can pay for some new points.

This might sound a bit more sleazy than I want it to, but here goes:

Basically, I'm going to give you my Sign in Info for XBL. I'm going to assume that you keep it private, and that you won't...

Character things I've been beating to a pulp around my head. Pardon the spelling mistakes; I'm horribly diseased.

Slugger Holiday:
More of a vigilante than an actual hero or villain, Slugger Holiday possesses the unique ability to amplify speed.

Using this, he rockets around the world with a hand carved heavy tree branch, smashing through anything and everything and generally having a good time.

Jackie Stomper.
Born with an out of control...

So I got a 48 hour Xbox live trial coupon with Resident Evil 5, but I still have until next January with my current Live subscription.

So I bring you an offer:

I'll give the code to whoever can post/say something that gives me a boner.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S TIME TO ENGORGE MY PENIS

No more walking around with my hands in my pockets for me.

Just to clarify.

I'd like everyone to guess how close I came to making this a thread.

Whippet for sure.

Also, MEET THE SNIPER MUSIC
http://www.dasmatze.de/tf/files/Meet...Soundtrack.mp3