So, this woman called me on my brand new cellphone.


Basically, here's the skinny:
My mom has been having an affair with someone. His wife knows. His wife's life ruined. His wife's fucking coming over. Told his wife mom's not here. She doesn't believe me. Mom won't answer calls.


That's all I really know.

I'm tempted to call the police, but I don't want my stepdad hearing about this.

If I don't return... I... Goodbye....

So, my bit of self-surgery.


It started bleeding today.

Although, I don't think this is anything serious, as I'm doubtful it was brought on by anything other than irritation.

What happened was I had taken some toilet paper and folded it up into a little square, at which point I put it inbetween the skin tag and my pants, hoping to make a quick... Well, to be honest, I've got no fucking clue.

That, mixed with sitting quite low in...

If you divided by 3, anyways.

So, I'm not sure if my little self surgery got me infected or not. There's a bit of a rash (Nothing that would worry me otherwise) near the area where it was.

Yep, I removed a necrotic tumour.

Basically, about four days ago, I tied a string around a hemorrhaged skin tag, hoping to remove it. This morning, I got angry at it, and removed it with a knife. Now it's sitting on my minifridge.

So, I have a skin tag relatively near my groin. It's actually up and the right of it, and nowhere near the actual parts.


It has hemorrhaged.




Oh god dammit.

Fuck you with your fucking impossible levels and your fucking annoying difficulty curves. You've given me chest pains, you prepubescent little shit. Go to hell.

Sorry, lesson learned, Nate. I was tired, and wasn't thinking right. I was wrong to think highly of someone of a lesser gender. I swear, it will not happen again. The only comments I will ever make again that are praising someone shall be to men, and men alone, as they are superior to women in every way.




Also, fuck you Rexy.
Am I doing it right?

This is about a year's worth of convos with one of my friends. It's limited to 300 words, which get bigger the more times they're used.