To start this little shindig off-I have a pretty large family. My Grandmother had 10 children and only one of them has passed away. Then there's the cousins, second cousins, great aunts, and a conglomeration of other people who's names I don't know.

Now, the youngest members of our family are Mason and Maddie, who are like...5 and 2 or 3 respectively. Maddie is a mystery punched in the face by an enigma. I don't know.

Anyway, I still collect a lot of the crap I had...

Man, just being on here is making me miserable. Seriously. Fuck this place.
Alrighty.
To be clearer, a lot of the threads have lost anything interesting to me. It's boring. Real boring. So boring, in fact, that I get frustrated that I can't post anything that would remove the boringality without acting like a huge angry douche. I'm not throwing a hissy fit and whining about how I'll leave, god knows I've done that enough, I'm just being honest. I don't feel compelled to write because...

Not me. I only steal children's toys.

WHOA, BITCH, HERE COMES SOME FUCKIN' SPOILERS AND SHIT MAYBE.

OPTIMUS PRIME RIPS APPROXIMATELY 2.5 DECEPTICON FACES OFF

A SMALL MONSTER TRUCK VOICED BY TOM KENNY HUMPS MEGAN FOX

A ROBO-FETUS IS SLUNG ABOUT LIKE SO MANY KNIVES TAPED TOGETHER

JOHN TURTURRO FUCKS SOME SHIT UP WEARING A THONG

AN ENORMOUS BI-UNICYCLE ROBOT TEARS APART HONG KONG JUST TO PROVE A POINT

TWO WISECRACKING GANGSTABOTS ARE LEGITIMATE COMIC...

thewres a worm in my ear

I'll be away for the next 5 days or so working in Toronto, probably without access to a computer. Should be back on Thursday next week.

This means that I'll be on XBL again with my debt paid off.

Joe, I'd advise you to play the shit out of BK, because it'll be your last chance.

Oh, fuck, this Crest commercial I hate just came on. Gotta go.

I just finished 3 weeks to a month worth of Math in 3-4 hours. It's due tomorrow and I had to start tonight. Understand that I didn't know how to calculate volume, radius or any of that shit properly. I taught myself workplace math in the time it takes to download a movie.

This may not be impressive to any of you, but fuck you. I've had communication problems between my Hemispheres and ADHD to deal with for every math lesson since roughly Grade five, and I didn't know until less than...