Both Sisters: Yellow
Younger Sister: Red
Older Sister: Purple
Maid: White
Villager: Gray



Once there were three inhabitants of a large mansion known as Scarlet Devil Mansion. Two vampire sisters lived there, as well as their hard-working maid, Sakuya.

One day...

Sakuya, Since you've been working so hard, let's go drink tea in the private outdoor room this weekend.

Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra!...

Ever wondered what the lyrics meant?

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan

becomes:

Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested

Today I'll sneakily hide in the trees again and keep stalking Reimu!! (Stalking!!)
I'll wait and steal some of the bean buns...

...

You've probably heard the rumours. 2012, the Big Shutdown.

But you should also know that the world doesn't work that way.

Big Apple Never Sleeps.

At least, the people in charge never sleep.

The real leaders of the world are underground, underfoot, overland, undersea, out there, in here.

Nobility Obligates.

We are the leaders of the world, we are the Nobility.

Nobility Obligates us.
...

My pet fish, Simon.

2007-2009


You came into my life as a solitary fish.
You looked at me with those big deep eyes of yours.
The kids wanted to call you Leonardo.
I never liked Ninja turtles.

Your beautiful red and blue fins and tail spoke to me.
I called you Simon.
It seemed fitting, as you were a fighting fish, after all.

I fed you and kept you from freezing to death.
You lived for such...

Some small success!

I ran into her literally in the toilet block. arm around her waist while I was helping her up...and about 2 seconds afterwards.

No objections, beautiful blush.

There could have TOTALLY been discussion about the Robot Beetle.