If people don't start posting, I am going to bring back the 'Stupid Answers' thread. I swear to god, I'll do it. I need to keep entertained somehow.

Ladies and Gentleman, we have reached the end game.


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Some ignorant shit that my woman knows gave a bunch of small, rather shitty books to my daughter. The thing is, they are unintentionally hilarious. The best one is called 'Harvest Time', and I am going to scan it in here at the rate of a page a day. It really is just the most awesome thing ever.


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My gout is back. My toes are once again purple and bulbous. Good lord, it hurts.

When I was 18 (about 9 years ago) I worked the midnight shift at a 7/11. For those who aren't familiar, this is a kind of all night party store. I worked at one that sold liquor but the majority do not.

There was this bum who would come in a few times a week and hang out for about a half an hour at a time. It was the middle of an extremely cold winter so I didn't try to get rid of him or anything. He seemed fairly harmless. But one night he comes in and purchases a fifth of vodka...

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fated_Childrens_Forums

Check it for similarities. Their meme guy even looks a bit like Kastere!

.....I'll cry. Alright, I know it sucks but we are just going to have to accept that I have the same ip address as MeechShrykull1029. He'll run out of email addresses and stop creating multis at some point but fuck guys. Please stop banning the ip. I'm beginning to think that you don't care.

About eight years ago, I was a manager at a pizza place by the name of Papa John's. While working there we had a delivery driver who had been a football (American version) player and who had actually been on a major team (The Lions). He didn't ever play but was one of the stand-ins. You know, just in case every other player on the team was injured or some such thing.

Anyhow, he was a bit off. It may have been that he had been hit a few too many times or he could have just been born...