I just got back from having lunch with the owner of the company I work for. We went to this small diner that is apparently a hang out for all the local "good old boys". If you are unfamiliar with what that means, it is a term for rednecks. Mostly a term that they like.

Anyway, I'm trying to eat my disgusting tuna melt, while this guy at the counter next to me keeps going on and on about niggers and jews. Nigger this. Jew that. Finally, I look at my boss and say "Hey Roger, do you...

It's 67 fucking degrees. Fuck, yes, yes, yes.

We thought we might be pregnant. We were wrong. We are relieved.



In other news, we are planning to marry next month. So far, the preperations have been a pain in the ass. We can't find our birth certificates (can't get a marriage license without them) and I don't know what county I was born in. The vital records department won't tell me what county I was born in over the phone, so I am going to have to drive to all the different county clerks offices to find the one...

I just read part of a fan fic. A FAN FIC. This is what it's come to Oddworld Forums! You should all be ashamed of yourselves.


On the bright side, I hated every second of it. At least that hasn't changed.

About six or seven years ago I was working for a home improvement company which paid me to walk door to door setting up appointments for sales reps to come out and do estimates. We would go to all sorts of different areas to do this. Some were very nice. Some were very not.

One day, I was working on a street that was filled with beautiful homes. Most of them were two story colonials, and they were all kept immaculate. Every single house but the one on the corner. This home was dilapidated...

Abbey came to a realization yesterday. It occurred to her that when we say we are having chicken for dinner, we are actually eating a chicken. You could actually see the realization come into her eyes and then she says "You don't eat chickens! Chickens are friends!". So we tell her that lots of people eat chicken and that it's good for you to have meat. Her response is "No. You don't eat chickens, Mama".

We decided to take the conversation further and told her that hamburger is made...

I just got off the phone with Doublefine. What's up now? That's what I thought.

So, I get my 360 back on Tuesday. I'm pleased about this because I have a friend over and I want to show him an episode of 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' that I have saved on it. I hook it up and...wha? Nothing that I have downloaded will play. All of my games have downgraded to trial versions and my videos say that the license has expired.

I take it into my bedroom and plug it into the internet. Lo and behold! They all work. I figure it should be fine now. I unplug the internet...

I bought a PS3. I also picked up 'Little Big Planet' and it's just as awesome as I expected. It's possibly the best presentation I've ever seen in a game. The damn tutorial was more fun than most games I've played.

I also bought a nifty new digital camcorder.

I will tell everyone about why I have my 360 back but haven't been using it, shortly.