I'm spewing out puns today. I just can't contain myself.

This also coincides with me being fairly happy at the moment. Go figure.

Happy patriotism, everyone!

Also, invasions.

I'm posting this from my new computer, which arrived today as my late christmas present. It was worth the wait.

Given my old compute was a 13 year-old hunk of junk this is a definate step up.

It's a really nice, new computer. It has a Gigabyte motherboard with USB 3 ports. There's no graphics card as of yet, but I'm planning on getting one soon. It has an Intel i7 quad-core processor which I'm looking forward to utilising. I've also upgraded from Windows XP to 64bit...

I was cleaning through some of my old schoolwork today and I found a story I wrote at age 7. I decided it was so funny that I should share it. This is a direct transcription, so every spelling mistake and grammatical error is still present.

The Great Easter Crash

It had been a hard yare preparing for Easter only two more days. The barscits were stil beeing made.. everything was ok entiL the next day. The next day there was a thuder storm The storm made the ground damnall...

I'm going to warn you now that this blog may not make sense.

I'm back from England. I fucked my sleeping on the plane and I'm yet to recover. I'm getting hungry at odd times and my sleeping patterns are just fucked.

Thursday I arrived home at 11am, tired after having about 5 hours sleep across half a day in England, a 12 hour flight, an 8 hour stopever and a 9 hour flight. I then decided I'd stay awake until at least 9. That night I went to bed at 10 slept well. I had...

It was fucking hot here yesterday. I believe the temperature climbed as high as 42^oc in the shade. It always gets this hot around this time of year and it's awful. All you do all day is sit around and suffer. You don't feel like eating anything and people get headaches and upset stomachs en masse.

There's no airconditioning in my house. We rely on a fan and 2 pathetic evaporative air conditioners to keep cool. One of these air coolers is in our main room and the other is...

This is where I live. Lots of stuff happening right now, very exciting.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/s...-1225948446047

I was watching the news last week when an AD for a Current Affairs program came on. I like to listen to the outrageous and mis-proportioned crap they'll be convincing people about, so I actually paid attention, which is more than I can say for most ADs. They spoke of a shop that wouldn't hire 'white' people, and this was reverse-racism...

My dad and I had a nice laugh at the stupidity of the concept! Racism is discrimination against one for their race, so reverse-racism isn't!...