I was meant to have finished school about three weeks ago, but I still get called back in for some bollocking.

I had forgotten about the RE exam I sat, so I was wondering why they were dragging me back in.

The deputy head sat me in her office and said "Josh, I have called you back to talk about your RE exam". It still didn't sink in until she said that my paper had been returned to school as an "Unclassified".

She handed me the paper and looked at what I had...