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5. Good for aiding with temperature regulation in your house. Open 'em when it's hot. Close 'em when it's cold. Works well in tandem with windows (and you're less likely to forget to close them when you go out).

4. Provide privacy when you don't want casual passers-by to see you... working.

3. A good door-slam is a nice way to add punctuation to an argument. Much better than a beaded curtain.

2. Good for slowing the spread of fires through buildings....

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"We're legal!"

Hello, fellow MEN! Today Splat's Productions brings you an epic documentary on Man Cooking, useful for when you're left alone in a house for a length of time greater than, say, 3 hours.

At times like these it becomes necessary to provide fuel for one's Manly activities, such as Zombie-Hunting, Plug-Wiring and Radiator-Painting (to name but a few). Since the better quality Man Fuel provided, the better the output of aforementioned Man Activities, this documentary aims to show a suitably...

The only option is to post something completely out of character and really rather juvenile.

I believe it highlights one of the greatest, most infuriating degradations to fester within our society at this time.

I call it


Begone! O cloudy apple juice!
Thine taste art most obscene!
I'd rather drink a foul mix
Of soap and kerosene!

Begone! O cloudy apple juice!
Most curséd on my lips!
I wouldst not sup such nectar vile
With eggs or ham or chips!

Begone!...

Warning: this blog is totally pointless.

I just couldn't let this momentous occasion go unnoticed.

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A Brief and Concise History of the Orange and its Impact upon Human Society

The orange (citrum sinensis) is a much unappreciated fruit common in today's society. Few today appreciate the importance of this rotund, fleshy hesperidium.

As is well known, the orange was of course invented by the Spanish in the year of our Lord 1182 AD. Following its invention by Spanish scientist and explorer, Armen The Discoverer, it was initially used for many years as a ball...

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to another public service announcement, courtesy of Splat's Productions. The topic of our discussion tonight is the top ten ways to murder a thread. You know that sometimes there are threads you just want to see crash and burn, and this blog aims to give you some ideas as to how.

10. Convince a noob to join the discussion.
This should divert everyone's attention to flaming the noob, even after the noob has been gone from the forum...