Ok, so I'm several months too late for criticising George Bush, but sometimes you can't resist.

'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' is one of the best-selling childrens' books for all time.
In fact it's one of the best selling books of all time.

It's been adapted to over fifty languages, had hundreds of TV adaptions and according to rumour, its movie rights have been sold for £1,000,000.
It teaches children about the life-cycle of the butterfly, about counting...

Because conversations with n00bs is a vital part of OWF life, dating back from a memorable conversation Dino once had with some girl of MSN...

I was playing an online game with a chatroom attachment. A guy with a number for a name came over and made the usual introductions, asking me how long I'd been playing, what rank I was and so on. Eventually he got around to asking my place of origin...

5672: Where you from?
Me: England
5672: Whats it like there?...

Fcuk is, for those who don't know, a British fashion company (the name stands for French Connection United Kingdom) whose name, as you may have guessed, is deliberately intended to attract intention by making casual passers-by mistake it for a very rude word.

This has, over the years, created a lot of controversy. It also serves to alienate a lot of customers; I know several people who don't like buying their stuff because the name insults them. This surely can't help their profits;...