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299 792 458 m·s^−1 6.67384(80)×10−11 m³·kg^−1·s−2 6.626 069 57(29) × 10^−34 J·s 1.054 571 726(47) × 10^−34 J·s 4π × 10^−7 N·A^−2 = 1.256 637 061... × 10^−6 N·A^−2 8.854 187 817... × 10^−12 F·m−1 376.730 313 461... Ω 8.987 551 787... × 109 N·m²·C^−2 1.602 176 565(35) × 10^−19 C 9.274 009 68(20) × 10^−24 J·T^−1 7.748 091 7346(25) × 10^−5 S 12 906.403 7217(42) Ω 4.835 978 70(11) × 10^14 Hz·V−1 2.067 833 758(46) × 10^−15 Wb 5.050 783 53(11) × 10^−27 J·T^−1 25 812.807 4434(84) Ω 5.291 772 1092(17) × 10^−11 m 2.817 940 3267(27) × 10^−15 m 9.109 382 91(40) × 10^−31 kg 1.166 364(5) × 10^−5 GeV^−2 7.297 352 5698(24) × 10^−3 4.359 744 34(19) × 10^−18 J 1.672 621 777(74) × 10^−27 kg 3.636 947 5520(24) × 10^−4 m² s^−1 10 973 731.568 539(55) m^−1 6.652 458 734(13) × 10^−29 m² 0.2223(21) 1.660 538 921(73) × 10^−27 kg 6.022 141 29(27) × 10^23 mol^−1

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Tease

Posted 12-22-2011 at 02:33 PM by Bullet Magnet
Asking for it, really.

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Trip to Southampton

Posted 11-29-2011 at 09:15 AM by Bullet Magnet
Updated 11-29-2011 at 09:22 AM by Bullet Magnet
This weekend I went back to Southampton for a few days where all my university friends were meeting up. It was a good time. We went bowling, I met friend-Tom's girlfriend, learned that friend-Jonathon was engaged to his. Interesting stuff. I won the second round of bowling, and every game of air hockey. I'm something of a demon at air hockey, if I do say so myself.

On the first night, after dinner, it was announced (to my alarm) that we'd be going to a night club. I probably don't...
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Marcus and the Bucket

Posted 09-20-2011 at 02:15 PM by Bullet Magnet
Updated 09-20-2011 at 02:41 PM by Bullet Magnet
I spent today scraping up moss and dirt from between bricks at my wonderful job. I did this on my own initiative since there wasn't much going on and no one gave me any specific work to do.

When my green bendy bucket was full I hefted it to the big bins to discard the contents. The weight shifted surprisingly, dragging my arm down and bashing it into the lip of the bin, deadening it. As the contents emptied suddenly, the bucket sprang up of its own volition, rotating about the handle...
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Wedding 2. Also poem.

Posted 09-13-2011 at 03:09 PM by Bullet Magnet
Updated 09-13-2011 at 03:11 PM by Bullet Magnet
Last Saturday my mum got married. Nice guy, like him no issue there. Though attending the wedding of your own parent doesn't stop being weird, and nor does seeing their name changed.

This is the new family.



The three lads there, me, my brother Ben and new bother Ollie were ushers. In this capacity we apparently let everyone sit wherever...
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Wedding

Posted 04-29-2011 at 06:09 AM by Bullet Magnet
No one does pomp and splendour like we can. However, it was all an utter waste of time and money. With all the resources, manpower, organisation, clearance and official cooperation, somehow they still completely failed to riff on this:





There's always Harry, I suppose.
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The Horror in Jerusalem

Posted 04-22-2011 at 09:05 AM by Bullet Magnet
This weekend we come together to commemorate one of the most important events in recorded history: the First Zombie Uprising of 33 CE.

The exact date is unclear, but we know it occured somtime in the third or fourth decades of the first century CE. A tumultuous weekend for which no two accounts are consistent, a fact that might be forgiven given the events that occurred.

The details are given in Matthew 27, verses 50 through 53

:
50Jesus, when
...
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Surgical exsangination

Posted 04-20-2011 at 05:33 AM by Bullet Magnet
I gave blood for the first time last Friday. Always meant to do it, and here was a ridiculously convenient opportunity. So I went.

I was never sqeamish as a child. I remember being freaked out my a wax stature of a man raising the severed head of another man at some history museum in Dover, but I was equally fascinated by it.

Anyway, I was disturbed to notice that I was growing squeamish in my old age, especially concerning damage to blood vessels. And, I suddenly realised,...
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The Deep Blue Network.

Posted 03-25-2011 at 09:28 AM by Bullet Magnet
Imagine the chess-playing supercomputer Deep Blue. Now eliminate all of the chess algorithms in order to install your own.

No, scratch that: retain all of the chess playing algorithms, but fragment them throughout its hard drive. Now in between those fragments install the fragments of your own needlessly complicated algorithm. This algorithm will be capable of calculating 1+1. The system is already capable of doing this, indeed, it is necessary for the functioning of the individual...
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Praise Odin

Posted 03-09-2011 at 05:59 AM by Bullet Magnet
Updated 03-09-2011 at 06:29 AM by Bullet Magnet
For it is Odin's Day. And by that I mean Wednesday.

This is the abridged version.

According to the Volsung's saga, Odin placed a sword in a tree, from which it could be removed only by the true king.

Enter Sigmund.

Sigmund withdrew the sword from the tree and with it reigned as king for many years, until he fell in battle, the sword shattered.

Years later, and Sigurd son of Sigmund found himself in the unenviable position...
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The Saga of Biorn

Posted 02-20-2011 at 05:40 PM by Bullet Magnet
To Valhalla!

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