If ever you feel the need to eat an entire pineapple in your free time...

Don't. Srsly.

Yup. When I was cleaning out my computer of unwanted files, I accidentally 'cleaned-out' my very large and important Face Off page.
Oh, joooooy. -_-

Ha.
Hehehahehaheaaaheeheeeeh.
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BWWAAAAAAAUUUUU UUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

IMMEANSERIOUSLYIAMNOTHAVINGA GOODDAYTODAYOHNOES!

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*huff* *pant*
Okay. *pant* I-I think I can ex... explain why.
So this person at school right. From my school. You wouldn't know him. Let's call him LJ. He acts like a homosexual, right. So he's adept at using the feminine mess-with-your-mind...

I have an English assignment to hand in... in about five minutes. D: *is on school computer*
I know! Let's talk about.... umm.... uh... I farted.

Ok? Don't read this if you don't care for other people's whinging whining and/or boohooing (not to be confused with woohooing, you Sims2 voyeurs). Ok. Go now. Go. Shoo fly.

*ahem* AAAANYWAY.
So I've been sick since Thursday which I've already made a blog about (which I do believe has promoted to brochitis), I've got a coldsore inside my mouth that tastes like it's constantly seeping blood, mum won't buy me another box of black hair dye for me (you can see my horrid fawny-brown...

D:
I woke up at 5:35 this morning with a horrific burning sensation in my throat. Like I'd just swallowed a mouthful of red-hot sand. And also a splitting headache. Which is why I'm here and not at school. DX BUT I LIKE SCHOOL!
I went to sleep again till about 9:30, by which the ehadache had ceased, though my throat still feels all inflamed and swollen. Which is my excuse for being on the computer and not in bed right now.
I can't speak at all, which is a little annoying when...