Hi, spring semester ended about a week ago and I got a C+ in microbiology which I'm, personally, pretty happy about to be honest. My GPA is like 3.4 or some shit. Damn I'm good. If I had gotten a D then I probably would have had to retake it since the credits wouldn't have transferred to most colleges, and that would have been pretty damn shitty. But I avoided such a fate regardless of the challenges thrown at me. I celebrated by ordering a medium pizza from Dominos and eating all of it, and it...

Hi guys, I've been a little inactive these past few days because of college and all of that fun hellish shit. But I've got a story to tell.

This happened yesterday at around one in the afternoon. I was on my computer, at home, doing my business when my dog starts barking at something outside. Now, understand that my dog barks at a ton of shit, so this was nothing new: he barks at every single dog he sees as well as plastic bags. So immediately, I assume he's just barking at some...

I'm pretty bored and this is on my mind right now, so I figured I'd see if anyone here has some good advice for this shit that I'm about to elaborate on.

So I pick and bite at my fingernails an awful lot. Always have, too. At this point it's developed into a really bad habit that I just can't help myself from doing. My fingernails are an absolute mess as a result, to the point where I feel really self conscious over it. I look at my nails and realize just how obvious it is that I...

Finally, after long boring harsh months, I finally, FINALLY, FIIINNAAALLLY have a cup of coffee. I feel the trend continuing once again...

EDIT: Woohoo, in about four or five hours, I'll be on this for a year now!

Ok, I have a friend who's no longer a friend. And since blocking isn't exactly my kind of style, I haven't blocked him. But he thinks I'm "gay" because I don't have the same opinions as 4chan, specifically /b/. He showed me a chart of the population of faggots throughout the years on Google, and he says I'm part of it. Because I started liking things /b/ doesn't in 2006, where the chart grew. Now, he says /b/'s opinions are facts, and it's impossible to get through his hed that opinions are opinions,...

I went to a dungeon today. Perty scary. There was this giant level 80 dragon walking around, a bunch of noobs were trying to kill it to get it's drop.

They were losing badly, until I showed up. Then things started to get really bad, so I left leaving the noobs to suffer. I know, it's evil -- they suffer enough.