Can I get AMEN! please?

So, I'm not really sure when I joined this craphouse of a forum, but I swear I've been here five years. Not really, actually. I've left this dumpshack on and off to mansturbate in peace and shit.

But now I know how Xav felt when he turned five here--without the 12,000+ post count.

The title is what the mercenary guys in the towns with the cease-fires in Far Cry 2 say to you when you purposefully aim your gun at them. So I took my hand off the right mouse button, deactivating the gun sights and going back to neutral and the guy calms down and says: "You stupid shit. You ARE trying to get yourself killed." It's true. If you shoot a gun in the cease-fire area, everyone will begin shooting at you. But it's even cooler to drop an improvised explosive in their midst, run for it...

Seriously. Pathetic. I'd kiss a prostitute before I use this:

http://news.discovery.com/tech/kiss-...et-110505.html

*drunken rap song*
Maxibis and Waffles of Flour and Shizz,
Oh, lawdy, Obama bin Laden is in da crappah,
And Maxibis wanna slappah,
Like a fish out da water,
Like yo mothuh and your father,
Gonna burn in da car,
And die under da stars,
And marry Miley Cyrus,
Cuz my daddy's on fire,
So by da time you get on the move,
And show you sistah wassup,
YOU'LL BE REALLY *BEEEP*,

What I can't say Screwed in my...

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So I was watching Pawn Stars and I realized what a lame show it was. just a bunch of wealthy fat men selling shit. Isn't that what we'd all like to be?

Sipping mai tais on the beach. Beautiful Bastards. Wait. Why does that sound familiar all of the sudden?

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God, I need to stop quoting those Majestic Agents from DAH. Anyway, I logged on today for the first time in like three or four months. There was once a time when the OWF ruled my "flipping" (<--are we still allowed to use profanity here) head and drove me down. I dealt with the sadistic S.O.Bs around here and developed a taste for sadism myself. Since then, I've found, er, more enjoyable forums that need spamming up and corrupting. XD LOL. So y'all enjoy the life of the wimpy los--ah, hell, you...

You remember when you were a kid, right. On halloween your parents would check your basket afterwards to make sure there was no coke, crack or other crap that disgusting people might try to dope unwary kids with.

Well, now kids have plentiful access to a new type of web-based drug called i-dosing. By listening to something called binaural beats, it has been said to cause ecstasy (and even virtual suicide if a person quits the video before it done. While I'd say this was probably an...

Semi-funny videos showing how America will attempt to take over the world.

It's funny how Nate may be the one person on this entire forums who lives to confirm this prophecy .

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/266087..._of_the_world/

I once wrote with tears in my eyes. But the time has come. Alcar must DIE.
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