Does anybody want any weeb shit because I'm fucking rolling in it. I mean I know this place is dead and all but still.

I'm a faggot lol


blaming this place

Oh yeah also I'm going to Japan on a study year in September, so that's nice.

So after a couple of years of searching (thanks lack of jobs in this town) I finally got a job, not a particularly illustrious one. Checkout work in fact. At Sainsbury's. But a job nonetheless.

Unfortunately I obtained the position a mere month before I'm due to ship off to university (results are out on the 14th and my Uni start date is the 7th of September) so now I'm at a bit of a loss what to do when the time eventually comes (if I get my results), do I:

a.) Tell...

Warning: this is going to be long and probably pagestretchery.

As some of you may or may not know, I build computers as a hobby. Sometimes a friend will come up to me and ask me to put one together for them, which I usually agree to because a.) I have an eye for bargains, therefore making it much cheaper for them than a pre-built one and b.)I enjoy doing it.

(Following conversations are highly paraphrased)

I was discussing collabs or something in Skype...

My new speakers I mean.





That's the last time I let the fucking rats free roam on my desk.

Luckily for me amazon are very very nice people, sending a replacement and even paying for a courier to pick up the gnawed ones, despite it being absolutely my fault. Significantly better than ebuyer certainly, who recently shafted me out of a full...

...and periods.

So the other day I went around to a friend's house whom I haven't seen for a couple of years, I was there for three hours.

The only thing she spoke about was chocolate, periods and the Kama Sutra, oh, and how her mother has stolen her boyfriend's Chocolate Orange lube. Thanks babe but I don't give a shit.

During my visit one of her Uni friends came round uninvited and they chatted about periods, chocolate and lube (of course) completely...

I have an allergy to nuts, I also have a box of Cadbury's Roses.

After lunch I ate what I thought to be a country fudge when it was actually a brazilian darkness.

Cue throwing up, agonising chest and throat pain and full-body hives (sit down STM). Eventually my throat closed up completely and I had to use the terrifying epipen then get rushed off to hospital, I don't remember what happened after that, I think I blacked out.

It's over now, although I...