So it's been on my mind for quite some time and I've never seen anyone use this argument, but Jesus was definitely the first pirate, and the Bible does condone piracy.

One of the miracles Jesus did was copying five loaves of bread and two fish to feed 5000 people because neither he nor his disciples could afford such a large amount of food. Doing that, he did not steal anything from a baker nor fisherman, but inevitably, he caused severe harm to the

Hobo: (Link to photo)
Hobo: Belinda's ex's identical twin brother
Hobo: who used to be fairly good mates with me
Nate: OMG
Nate: I want
Nate: But only if I can get them both at once
Nate: Making out with each other
Hobo: Belinda's ex was a complete fucking fairy
Nate: Literally or metaphysically?
Hobo: Not literally
Hobo: he didn't have wings
Nate: Oh, good point
Nate: Literally using the alternative definition of

bitreaper posted:
First day on my new job, confronted with this:

INSERT INTO Applications ( Password, AccessLevel, MemberNum, MemberType, MemberExpiry, PCExpiry, AccountCreated, Title, FirstName, LastName, Gender, Lang, BirthdayMonth, BirthdayDay, BirthdayYear, HomePhone, WorkPhone, MobilePhone, FAX, Email, Street, Apartment, PostalCode, City, Province, Country, MailingSame, MailStreet, MailApartment, MailPostalCode, MailCity, MailProvince, MailCountry, Sport, Passport, , L2F,