AHND GHESS WATS ENSOID EHT!

No, seriously, I'm getting a jar, putting dirt in it, and going to prance around the house singing the 'I've got a jar of dirt' song.

At least it's better than Kain's jar of kidneys. *titters at inside joke*

I already know i've gone WAAAAAAY over the edge, so instead of being a pussy and having an emotional breakdown, I'm going to have fun with it. From now on, I'm going to be completely ignorant of the fact that I can feel...

I started talking to birds. After a while I gave up trying to get the raven to leak where that damned vampire was hiding, but instead I was trying to squeeze the meaning of life out of a chikadee. Damn are those guys stupid.

But what I got instead was an epiphany from asking a hawk what time he thought it was.

Apparently, the concept of past and future didn't exist to him.

The complete disregard for the obsession with what already happened and what could...

I just took game inventory.

I've got about 164 games (not counting handhelds) and i've only played about 7-10 of them all the way through.

So now, as a belated New Year's resolution, I plan to play through all of them.

Well, maybe not the bad ones.

If i'm that bored, I'll end up writing a review.

The first one that caught my eye was Incredible Crisis for the PS1.

GOD DAMN that game is hard!

It's one...

I was watching the super human episode of 'Modern Marvels.

Hello Spartan II!

Or at least a fully operational Varia suit. (still working on it)

Maybe if they added more frames to the wing suit, like lengthened poles to the index and pinky fingers. Not only would it look bitchin' but it might add more controll. You can change the angle of the wings my making 'so-so' motions with your hands, and if a pole was added to the elbows, you could easily manipulate...

Is there anyone here named Richard by any chance?

Just warning people in advance, my sense of 'funneh' may not be up to OWF standards. I come from a family that takes a joke and rips it apart to the point where you can shuck it, toss it in a blender, put it in a can, and forget about it until the local canned food drive for the homeless.

Although my Dad's nitpicking kind of humor is very entertaining (sometimes traumatizing) while playing videogames.



EXTREMELY LONG WINDED STORY TIME! (press the 'skip'...

If I could go back in time I would slap myself sooooooo HARD.

I'm suprised I wasn't banned or anything. Seriously. I fucking quadruple posted several times. I actually slapped myself while reading 'Syren's Story'.

GAWD!

I would like to put in a formal request for all of my previous threads in fancorner to be deleted. Please.

EDIT: FUUUUUUUCK!!! Shit, just delete every thread I've ever made please. UGH!

EDITPENIS: JUST DELETE...

*WHINEWHINEWHINEBLAHBLAHBLA*

My dad's stress induced high blood pressure is going to kill him soon if we don't get these annoying-ass people out of our house.

*WHINEWHINEBLAHRANTWHINEBLAHBLAH*


ME AM SING OF BEER ON WALL!
ME AM SING OF BEER!
NUMBER OF BEER, SLIGHTLY DECRESE!
CONTINUE SING OF BEER!

*TALKTALKBLAHBLAHRANDOMUSELESSQUOTEBLAHBLAHWHINECHEESEBLAH*

They're called 'fingers', yet they don't...

The flu. And that bitch expects me to mop the floor anyway.

Me and my parents are actually hoping that drama queen #1 comes up with some flimsy excuse to leave. Last time, she reconsidered because she had nowhere else to go. She's been getting friendly with another family lately, probably to leech off of them as soon as the money runs out over here.

About #2 and the seisure: I spoke with my dad recently, and he agreed with me. He admitted to considering just leaving...